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| Young men want to be faithful, and are not;
old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray,1891
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 24, Sep 2004 11:42:29 PM IST
Marriage is always popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
~George Bernard Shaw
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 24, Sep 2004 11:40:13 PM IST
I have n't spoken to my wife in years - I did n't want to interrupt her.
~Rodney Dangerfield
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 24, Sep 2004 11:38:26 PM IST
There are two things to aim at in this life; first to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.
~Logan Pearsall Smith
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 22, Sep 2004 7:10:13 PM IST
The opposite of talking is n't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
~Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies 1981
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 22, Sep 2004 7:05:10 PM IST
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.
~Sam Levensen
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 22, Sep 2004 0:29:37 AM IST
A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is invariably plain.
~Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 21, Sep 2004 10:33:32 PM IST
For every midsem,there is an endsem and for every endsem there is a next sem...so,dont worry.
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 21, Sep 2004 1:38:20 PM IST
The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
~Nancy Astor
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 21, Sep 2004 2:25:12 AM IST
The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.
~Leo Rosten
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 21, Sep 2004 2:14:48 AM IST
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