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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Soft Humor ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to
have to let one of you go."
Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority."
Female Employee: "And I'm a woman."
Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age
discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."
...To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male
employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be
gay..."
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 20, May 2005 4:39:55 PM IST
lol Mano. Good One.
Posted by: Mr. Raj Raj At: 13, May 2005 7:14:11 PM IST
A young man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said.
The jeweler looked through his stock, and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.
"I don't think you understand . I want something very unique," the young man said.
At that point , the jeweler fetched his special stock from the safe."Here's one stunning ring at $40,000."
The girls' eyes sparkled, and the young man said that he would take it.
"How are you paying?"
"I'll pay by check but, of course, the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order,so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow. Then I'll pick up the ring on Monday," the young man
suggested.The jeweler agreed.
Monday morning a very pissed off jeweler phoned the man."You idiot, you lied. There's no money in that account!"
"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?"
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 13, May 2005 3:34:04 PM IST
"I am your Doctor. sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right.
The left part has nothing 'right' in it,
and the right has nothing 'left' in it"
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 5, May 2005 4:23:37 PM IST
Posted by: Banny At: 29, Apr 2005 5:27:46 PM IST
copyright issue..by RAM in one of the postings banny ji :))))))---)))
Posted by: Mr. Ram Tangirala At: 5, May 2005 10:47:08 AM IST
mano "heaven" or "hell" lo unnava ?
nenu matram "heaven" old cask valla
Posted by: Mr. Doctorate Thief At: 29, Apr 2005 11:18:56 PM IST
Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 29, Apr 2005 8:54:22 PM IST
http://www.telugupeople.com/discussion/article.asp?id=1088
[Humour] - joke!!!!! posted on Oct 17, 2002
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 29, Apr 2005 8:13:32 PM IST
A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other.
Q : What is the question?
A : So, Which Platform are you Working on ....
Q: What did a chicken say when cooked in Palak?
A: Maar daala .......
hum pe ye kisane haraa rang daala..
maar daala..haye..maar daala..maar dala..mar dala ....
Posted by: Murali za az At: 29, Apr 2005 8:05:48 PM IST
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an
older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the
glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good
week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare
feeling of generosity.
He called them into his shop, "I'm sure that on your pension you
could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a
fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer."
He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight
tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They, as can be
expected, gladly accepted, and were off!
About a month later the little lady came in to his shop.
"And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.
"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've
come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old guy I
had to share the room with?"
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 29, Apr 2005 5:56:56 PM IST
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