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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | !!!!!!!!!! why Beer is better than woman !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| 19. Belly can't fetch a medal at Greece in weight lifting
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 9, Jul 2004 0:22:26 AM IST
18. A beer will never complaints u..about beer belly..
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 9, Jul 2004 0:12:46 AM IST
16. A beer will not argue also it can't listen
17. If you carry self service; In the town you need a woman to serve
18. Altitude +10 km -36 deg celcius a beer will freez
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 8, Jul 2004 11:59:14 PM IST
17.You can have it, at 10000meters above the earth.
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 8, Jul 2004 11:46:57 PM IST
17.No need a carry the beer with u, u can get the it in every town .
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 8, Jul 2004 11:43:30 PM IST
16. A beer will not argue for silly things , n it listens
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 8, Jul 2004 11:34:57 PM IST
1. A beer is to be served chilled; You can't afford a server
2. Power cut in India makes any refrigirator disabled so the beer
3. Beer has more alcohol by % so kidney kidnap ayidhi; lever leak ayidhi
4. Bar Beque life One more plz homely life No more plz
5. Money lenders mau hang you in the middle of the road if the credits are not paid in time
6. Once a beer is opened you have to finish it you canot drag it.
7. Beer is a good fire extinguisher but not the flames inside your heart.
8. Beer is always wet so more chances of getting electrical shock.
9. A beer inside the stomach invites many other liqours to form cocktail; (Pan to grill)
10. For molasis your stomach is recyclebin.
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 8, Jul 2004 11:31:09 PM IST
1-A beer doesn't get jealous when u grab another beer.
2-When u go to a bar u know that u can always pick up a beer.
3-A beer won't get upset if u come home and have beer on your breath.
4-You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
5-Hangovers go away.
6-When u r finsihed with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
7-U don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
8-A beer always goes down easy.
9-U can share a beer with your friends.
10-Beer is always wet.
11-U always know u r the first one to pop the beer open.
12-A frigid beer is a good beer.
13-U can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
14-U can enjoy a beer all month long.
15-A beer doesn't leave u for somebody richer
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 8, Jul 2004 10:34:29 PM IST
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Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 8, Jul 2004 8:11:52 PM IST
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