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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | navvula jallulu | |
| Hahaha Very funny. Keep going Naani & Bharathi.
Posted by: Mr. Naaketeleedu Neekenduku At: 22, Dec 2004 9:18:39 PM IST
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He
reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon
further and shouts, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend
I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon,
hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and
42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West
longitude.'
'You must be a programmer,' says the balloonist.
'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'
'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your
information, and the fact is I am still lost.'
The man below says, 'You must be a project manager
'I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'
'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where
you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to
keep,and you expect me to solve your problem.'
"Life is a gap between what u expect and what u get...all that matters is how u adjust between the two...!"
Posted by: Bharathi Reddy At: 22, Dec 2004 11:42:31 AM IST
There is a good old barber in Miami in US.
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut,he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: 'I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service'. Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop,there is a Thank You Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy
and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop,there is a Thank you Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.
A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop,
guess what he finds
there......
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A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut...with printout of FWDed mail mentioning about free haircut
Posted by: Bharathi Reddy At: 22, Dec 2004 11:35:22 AM IST
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The
driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the
footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:"Look
mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! "The
passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would
scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying
dead bodies for the last 25 years."
Posted by: Bharathi Reddy At: 22, Dec 2004 11:02:14 AM IST
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The
driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the
footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:"Look
mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! "The
passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would
scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying
dead bodies for the last 25 years."
Posted by: Bharathi Reddy At: 22, Dec 2004 10:55:50 AM IST
Heheehe..good one Satish
Posted by: Megie At: 8, Dec 2004 5:58:18 PM IST
Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals p romise not to trouble the other employees.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the developer?"
One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now YOU ate one developer and it got noticed. So hereafter please don't eat a person who is working."
Posted by: Mr. Sathish Sathish At: 8, Dec 2004 5:49:29 PM IST
Nice one @ Rohini
Posted by: Megie At: 8, Dec 2004 5:47:44 PM IST
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter,
while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very
old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the
old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth
to an old lady."
Posted by: Mrs. Rohini Rohini At: 8, Dec 2004 5:42:11 PM IST
huh quite a big one
Posted by: Mrs. Rohini Rohini At: 8, Dec 2004 5:38:39 PM IST
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