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| Miss Shital,
it's vulgar..try to post clean jokes...
and Mr.Madhav & Mr.Srinivasa Reddy Plzz encourage cheyyavadhuu..
Gangs
D U B A I
Posted by: Mr. Gangadhar Perumalla At: 26, Oct 2002 4:20:48 PM IST
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" The second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand, the grass at my home is about two feet tall!"
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 25, Oct 2002 7:03:05 PM IST
Sorry,
Guys if u don't like the jokes which I have posted, sorry If u find's it vulgar.
Posted by: Miss Shital At: 25, Oct 2002 7:02:07 PM IST
Plz don't polute this site.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 25, Oct 2002 6:21:08 PM IST
Shithal garu meeku chala kaladrushti yekkuva la vundi.joke bagundi kani..........
LOL
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 25, Oct 2002 5:21:57 PM IST
Q)What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A)When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Q)What's the definition of gynaecologist?
A)The only fool who looks for problems where others try to find pleasures.
Q)How could you describe a boy and a girl in cricket language?
A)Boy- A short leg betweeen two fine legs.
Girl- A deep gully between two long legs.
Posted by: Miss Shital At: 25, Oct 2002 5:17:24 PM IST
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" The second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand, the grass at my home is about two feet tall!"
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 25, Oct 2002 1:15:24 PM IST
10 Sins of Indians
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10. Marrying a blond is a sin. Making love to a blond is a partial sin.
9. Pre-marital sex is a sin. Marital sex is a partial sin.
8. Taking dowry is a sin. Giving dowry is a partial sin.
7. Bullying one's wife is a sin. Having to submit is a partial sin.
6. Gambling is a sin. Playing cards is a partial sin.
5. Drinking is a sin. Smoking is a partial sin.
4. Eating beef is a sin. Eating pork is a partial sin.
3. Hurting a cow is a sin. Hurting insects is a partial sin.
2. Not phoning home is a sin. Running up a huge bill is a partial sin.
1. Forgetting first language is a sin. Speaking with an accent is a partial sin.
Posted by: Miss Shital At: 24, Oct 2002 7:30:20 PM IST
WARNING:- "Children playing outside the car may cause accident.But Adults playing inside the car may cause children by accident"
Posted by: Miss Shital At: 24, Oct 2002 6:05:40 PM IST
who has better IQ, sardar or you?
1) How long was the 100 yr war ?
A ) 116
B ) 99
C ) 100
D ) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this"
2) In which country are the Panama hats made ?
A ) BRASIL
B ) CHILE
C ) PANAMÁ
D ) EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University students
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October
Revolution ?
A ) JANUARY
B ) SEPTEMBER
C ) OCTOBER
D ) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public
4) Which of these is King Jorge VI first name ?
A ) EDER
B ) ALBERT
C ) JORGE
D ) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards
5) The Canary islands , in the Pacific Ocean, has its name
based on
which animal :
A ) CANARY BIRD
B ) KANGAROO
C ) PUPPY
D ) RAT
Sardar gives up
If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our
Sardar´sreplies,then
pls. check the answers below :
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1) the 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) the Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King Jotge´s first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his
name
5) Puppy. The latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means
islands of the puppies
got your answers wrong? :D
don't ever laugh on sardarji's :)
Posted by: Pavan At: 24, Oct 2002 5:47:01 PM IST
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