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| bujjI nIvu inni klAsulu elApAsayyAvo ippuDu telisimdi..:)))
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 9, Jul 2005 6:25:29 PM IST
Lolz
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 9, Jul 2005 5:49:07 PM IST
loooolllllzz bAgundi gIta ..:D
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 9, Jul 2005 1:06:49 AM IST
hahhaha bujji akka suparo supar
Posted by: venkat suresh chowdary At: 9, Jul 2005 0:32:58 AM IST
Miru Bhale Guddutaaru Bujji :P
Posted by: Mr. Raj Raj At: 9, Jul 2005 0:18:31 AM IST
baagumdi geeta ... chaala navvukunnaanu :) :) :)
Posted by: Ever Green At: 8, Jul 2005 5:36:34 AM IST
9va taragati telugu pariksha
praSna: bhImuDu bakaasuriDini elaa champaaDO 5 varasalaku minchakunDaa vivarinchanDi?
javaabu: bhImuDu bakaasuriDini guddi guddi
guddi guddi guddi guddi guddi guddi guddi
guddi guddi guddi guddi guddi guddi guddi
guddi guddi guddi guddi guddi guddi guddi
guddi guddi guddi guddi ... champaaDu
Posted by: Mrs. ♪ ♪ music ♪ ♪ At: 8, Jul 2005 5:34:50 AM IST
avunEmO vamSee gaaru.. St. could be shortform for 'sant ' :))
good one CC :) baavunnaaraa?
Posted by: Nishigandha At: 24, Jun 2005 10:52:28 PM IST
Good one Vamsee and Nishi garu :)
Here is one more joke:
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and
take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a
question?"
The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on
the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag
and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves
out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like
new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big
bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the
mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."
Posted by: Ever Green At: 24, Jun 2005 9:33:53 PM IST
loll... good one Vamsee gaaru :) it reminded me another Sardarji joke..
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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"
The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.
Posted by: Nishigandha At: 24, Jun 2005 5:08:30 PM IST
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