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| THE MAGIC OF ICED-TEA AND POMEGRANATE JUICE
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aamadhya okarOzu maa TIm tO kalisi O restaurant keLLaa. saayantram Taimu aaru ayyindEmO - aa rOzu podduTininchI EmI tinakapOvaTam vallanO EmO chaalaa neerasamgaa aakaligaa undi. veLLi aa veyiTar chUpinchina seeTulO koolabaDDaa
andari Beer, Whisky aarDars ayyaaka naadaggarikochchaaDu veyiTar. maa Boss kEsi chUsaa - He ordered Iced Tea - sarE naaku kooDA adE temmannaa. Dinnar Taim inkaa kaakapOvaTam valla andarU snacks tinaTam modaleTTAru. naakEmO okapakka aakali - marOpakka neerasam sarE ani nEnu kUDA EvO laaginchi melligaa Iced Tea taagESaa. neerasam vallanO EmO tala tiragaDam modalayyindi - oka stage ki veLLAka inka koorchOvaTam kooDA kastamayyindi. vaaDidaggarEmo vejiTEriyan fuDDu lEdu - Em chEstam ? kanIsam Juice ayinaa taagudaam ani Table meeda display item lO unna pomegranate drink aarDar ichchaa. adi taaginaa kooDA talatiruguDu taggalEdu kadaa marikaasta ekkuvayyindi - daaniki tODu maa vaaLLa vekkirintalu - HEY MAN, MEN SHOULD DRINK WHISKEY, WHY THE HELL ARE U HAVING LADIES DRINKS? ani!
inka bharinchalEka madhyalO lEchi maLLI evarO kalIg rammanTE aafisukeLLaa. Since it was almost next door - I walked all the way - nEnu naDustunnanta sEpU bayaTa janaalu naakEsi chUDaTam - navvaTam .. asalE neerasam lO naDavalEka naDavalEka naDUstunna naaku inkaa chirrettukochchindi - ayinaa tamaayinchukunaa. aafis lO kooDA adE parishiti. laabhamlEdani maa friend ni inTIki teesukeLLamannaa For I knew I wouldnt be able to drive - madhyalO Circuit City lO kooDA adE tantu.
sarE intkeLLi paDukunni maa Colleague vEsipeTTIna vEDi vEDi dOSelu (Sakti gaari menu lOvi) tinnaaka kaasta telivochchindi.
Next Day Morning aafis lO andarU nannu chUsi musimusinavvulu navvutunTE adigaa emayyindani - "ninna saayamkaalam elaa undi?" ani nannu tirigi aDIgaaru. Sensing something fishy, I asked them what was wrong with me the previous evening appuDu maavaaDokaDU chaavu kaburu challagaa cheppaaDu - "naayanaa nuvvu ninna taagindE" ani... naaku artham kaalaa - Iced Tea and Pomegranate Juice lO emundaa ani ... appuDu cheppaaDu maavaaDu asalu sangati .. "babU nuvvu taagindi Long Island Iced Tea ( A Cock-Tail of RUM, JIN and VODKA) adi chaaladannaTTu Pomegrante Margarita (Which Has Tequila) kooDA taagaavu" annaaDU.
naaku matipOyindi - "alaa teliyakunDA taagEstunTE kanIsam cheppachchu kadaa" anTE "nuvvu mandukoTTavu anna sangati naaku indaakaTidaaka teliyadu!" annaaDu. maa baas daggariki veLLi adigaa "This is not fair, you knew that I wouldnt take alcohol but never told me that drink contained alcohol" ..
Then he responded, "You never asked me about it and I never told you :)) You only heard the word Iced Tea and didnt her Long Island - Similarly you only heard Pomegranate and never heard Margarita" ...
"hatOsmi" anukuni (I should have guessed it when people were laughing at me for having a 'Ladies Drink' but it never occured to me) appaTininchi Drinks Menu jaagrattagaa chUDaTam modalupeTTA!
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 18, Oct 2006 5:08:24 PM IST
THE MAGIC OF ICED-TEA AND POMEGRANATE JUICE
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aamadhya okarOzu maa TIm tO kalisi O restaurant keLLaa. saayantram taimu aaryyindEmO - aa rOzu podduTininchI EmI tinakapOvaTam vallanO EmO chaalaa neerasamgaa aakaligaa undi. veLLi aa veyiTar chUpinchina seeTulO koolabaDDaa
andari Beer, Whisky orDars ayyaaka naadaggarikochchaaDu veyiTar. maa Boss kEsi chUsaa - He ordered Iced Tea - sarE naaku kooDA adE temmannaa. Dinnar taim inkaa kaakapOvaTam valla andarU snacks tinaTam modaleTTAru. naakEmO okapakka aakali - marOpakka neerasam sarE ani nEnu kOOda evO laaginchi melligaa Iced Tea taagESaa. neerasam vallanO emO tala tiragaDam modalayyindi - oka stage ki veLLaka inka koorchOvaTam kooDA kastamayyindi. vaaDidaggarEmo vejiTErian fuDDU lEdu - en chEstam? kanIsam Juice ayinaa taagudaam ani Table meeda display item lO unna pomegranate drink aarDar ichchaa. adi taaginaa kooDA talatiruguDu taggalEdu kadaa marikaasta ekkuvayyindi - daaniki toDu maa vaaLLa HEY MAN, MEN SHOULD DRINK WHISKEY, WHY THE HELL ARE U HAVING LADIES DRINKS? ani vekkirintalu!
inka bharinchalEka madhyalO lechi maLLI evarO kalIg rammanTE aafisukeLLa. Since it was almost next door - I walked all the way - nEnu naDustunnanta sEpU bayaTa janaalu naakEsi chUDaTam - navvaTam .. asalE neerasam lO naDavalEka naDavalEka naDUstunna naaku inkaa chirrettukochchindi - ayinaa tamaayinchukunaa. aafis lO kooDA adE parishiti. laabhamlEdani maa friend ni inTIki teesukeLLamannaa For I knew I wouldnt be able to drive - madhyalO Circuit City lO kooDA adE tantu.
sarE intkeLLi paDukunni maa Colleague vEsipeTTIna vEDi vEDi dOSelu (Sakti gaari menu lOvi) tinnaaka kaasta telivochchindi.
Next Day Morning aafis lO andarU nannu chUsi musimusinavvulu navvutunTE adigaa emayyindani - "ninna saayamkaalam elaa undi?" ani nannu tirigi aDIgaaru. Sensing something fishy, I asked them what was wrong with me the previous evening appuDu maavaaDokaDU chaavu kaburu challagaa cheppaaDu - "naayanaa nuvvu ninna taagindE" ani... naaku artham kaalaa - Iced Tea and Pomegranate Juice lO emundaa ani ... appuDu cheppaaDu maavaaDu asalu sangati .. "babU nuvvu taagindi Long Island Iced Tea ( A Cock-Tail of RUM, JIN and VODKA) adi chaaladannaTTu Pomegrante Margarita (Which Has Tequila) kooDA taagaavu" annaaDU.
naaku matipOyindi - "alaa teliyakunDA taagEstunTE kanIsam cheppachchu kadaa" anTE "nuvvu mandukoTTavu anna sangati naaku indaakaTidaaka teliyadu!" annaaDu. maa boss daggariki veLLi adigaa "This is not fair, you knew that I wouldnt take alcohol but never told me that drink contained alcohol" ..
Then he coolly responded, "You never asked me about it and I never told you :)) You only heard the word Iced Tea and didnt her Long Island - Similarly you only heard Pomegranate and never heard Margarita" ...
"hatOsmi" anukuni (I should have guessed it when people were laughing at me for having a 'Ladies Drink' but it never occured to me) appaTininchi Drinks Menu jaagrattagaa chUDaTam modalupeTTA!
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 18, Oct 2006 4:56:29 PM IST
Precisely, Shankar and they are the biggest jokers in India today. They beat Laloo Yadav by miles!
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 10, Oct 2006 6:49:10 PM IST
We are not but our partner Accelper consulting can. The founder of the company, who happens to be my client too, Praveen Gupta is a master black-belt and has the reputation of bearing his name on the first-ever published six-sigma work!
http://www.accelper.com
He actually asked us to find avenues in India and the US to conduct Green Belt and Black Belt training programs.
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 10, Oct 2006 6:47:19 PM IST
Malaku, Just wonderding, is your company authorized to Certify a Six Sigma Project? Is is autorized to issue Green/Black Belt Certifications?
BTW I'm almost done with my project. :)
Posted by: Mr. Yama Kinkarudu At: 10, Oct 2006 6:44:37 PM IST
When it rains in China
I would run for a cover
Even though I am in India
Since I’m a Mao lover
All that I wanna see
is everything painted Red
even it that means
spilling the human blood
If my country goes nuclear
I would always resist
But if it’s Iran or N Korea
My job is just to assist
If Israel occupies neighbors
I would call her imperial
But when China does it to Tibet
I treat that a study material
If the US goes to war
She must be called a crusader
When a ‘Red’ country does the same
I call her a leader
When police kills militants
I scream “Human Rights?”
But when the militants go killing
I call them freedom fights
When Saibaba does something
I pick a gun to shoot
But when Mother Teresa does it
I prefer to stay in mute
Fish medicine is crap
that’s what I would claim
But if its something non-Hindu
That’s not part of my aim
I can manipulate history
But my opponents can not
For I would stand exposed
If they untie the knot
Aryan Invasion theory
Is something I always profess
Even though I’m proved wrong
I would never confess
Before every civilian
I would scream “Science”
But when a scientist crosses me
I would say “Social conscience”
Trade Unions are my heart
I don’t care their likes
May be they get lazy but
Who cares? I wanna see ‘Strikes”
Religion is opium
and Caste means Shit
But Muslim league is an ally
Or else I’ll be Hit!
I would lead my life
In some vague mist
That’s precisely because
I’m a God-Damn COMMUNIST!
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 10, Oct 2006 5:32:15 PM IST
http://www.telugupeople.com/discussion/article.asp?id=46066
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 4, Oct 2006 8:50:33 AM IST
referred
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 2, Oct 2006 4:14:51 PM IST
A Parody to the Poem refereed by Subrahmanyam Mula in "Kadiledi Kadilinchedi -1"
#TEl
aakupachchani guDDa tO
kaaSmIru naayakuDi mukham moosi
okaDini kaalchamannaanu
vikaTam gaa navvi
kaalchEsaaDu
kaashaayapu guDDa
gujaraat naayakuDi Sirassupai peTTi
marokaDini kaalchamannaanu
kaalchEsaaDu venTanE
zaalI dayaa lEni kaLLatO
hatula vanka chooSaa
naa paaShaaNa hRudayaaniki
baadha kalugalEdu
naa khaddaru guDDa tO
oka saamaanyuDi kaLLugappi
andarinI kaalchamannaanu
nuvvevaDivO naaku telusu
aa pani cheyyanu annaaDu
entamandinaDiginaa
aa prayatnamE oddanTunnaaru
pallelalO saamaanyulu
paTnaalalO kooDA!
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 2, Oct 2006 4:12:51 PM IST
Well,
The problem with my company is that, if I were to get Black belt project certification, then I have to give it to myself and it doesnt look good :))
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 1, Oct 2006 11:41:13 PM IST
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