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Maxes babu.. and fans.. Bommarillu comedy.. 4 fun Sainikudu addamaina flop tho unna maxes pans mahesh kalavalani ellaru.. akkada fakkane kittaya unnadu... bommarillu style coversation sudandi... Maxes boobu: moham ala pettakandira naku nachadu.. nannoi nuvvaina seppava eellaki.. nuvvu kuda enti ayya jaragakudanidi edo jariginattu.. *ijjinirmala akka bunga mootho ettukuni untundi... emaindi andariki dull ga unnaru... A cinema ala utter flop aithe nannem seyyamantaru... nenu seyyalsindi sesa... a vero aina mundu oka flop ichina vero tho oppukuntada?... nenu oppukunna... evari kosam?.. ido maa fillakayala kosam(already manaki hit ichadu kada okkadu tho) ... ippudu flop aindi em cheyamantaru?.. poinde manchidaindi le... 3 rojulu kuda fulls tho run avvaledu 175 lu ela aduthadi... fillakailu artham sesukondi ippatikaina.. meeku a cinemalu kavalo meeku thelidu... Kittayya: neeku thelusa?... Maxes boobu: theliyakundane innallu cinemalu theesana?. Kittayya: avunu... godakurchi eistha ninnu... intlo susinatte andaru nee cinemalu seat nunchi leyakunda sutharanukuntunnava?.. gate lu duki paripotharu.. godalu dooki paripotharu.. poster meeda jujji postharu... Maxes boobu: jujji posi?.. Kittayya: jujji postharu ani sefthunna kada inkem kavali?.. filla pans: Kittaya plse memey thappu chesam.... fillakayalu ellipothuntaru... Maxes boobu: fillalu agandi... nenu thappu chesa ani na ayya kittayya antundu.. meeru thappu chesamu antu ellipothunnaru asala emi jaruguthundi ikkada... prathi okkariki emi ivvalo.. elanti cinema seyyaloo prathi nimisham alositha thappa?.. oka vero ga goppa flop ivvalanukunta adi thappa... cheppandi.. naku artham kavatledu.. mandina fillapans: motham meere chesaru.... maxes booby: nena?.. filla pans: chalu booby chalu.. sinnappati nundi maku sesindi chalu... memu kolipoindi salu.. inka odhu plse... Booby: emi kolipoyaru?... fillapans: inka artham kaleda meeku... meeku fans avvakamundu maa daggara emundevi.. mee cinemalu vachinappudu emi ledoo ade memu kolipoindi...chacolatelu..biscutelu(school lo iyanni konukkomani intlo dabbulu ithe...cinema adinchataniki sandalu esukunnaru)... chinna chinna anandalanni kolipoyamu boobu... mee valle.. meereppudu mee cinemalni goppaga theeyali.. DI technology tho theeyali.. pedha thopu cinema iyyali ani alositharu... kani maku emi kavalo... memu cinema ela undalanukuntunnamoo meeru thelusukoru kannellu peduthu boobu: mee gurinchi emi alochinchina 1000 sarlu alochisthanu... fillapans: avunu veyyi sarlu alositharu.. memu danni adisthama leda ani.. okkasaraina idi nachuthunda ani alochinchara?... adiginadanikanna ekkuva supinchalani meeku baga thelusu... kani cinema chiraku dobbi chacolate kosam techukunna dabbulu pothe a bada meeku thelidu maku thelusu.. asala matho matladithe kada thelisedi.. edi nachuthundoo ledoo.. edaina problem untey theater manager ni pilichi dabbu entha kavali ani adugutharu.. matho matladandi booby.. dabbulaipoi chirigipoina ma pocket susi matladandi... chirigi poina ma ischool bag soosi matladandi booby... Maxes booby: aa mata nenu kadara eppudu seffedi.. filla pans: septharu.. kani undaru.. endukantey meeru anukunnatle cinema 175 adali kada.. meeru act sesi.. meere super antaru.. kittaya release ki munde 175 days antaru.. ijji akka fokiri zindabad antadi.. maku ela untundo thelusa.. screen simpesi maaku nachaledu mahaprabhoooo ani edavalanipisthundi.. megafans ni kuda theesuku randi cinemaki antaru.. memu theesukeltham.. (brahmanandam style lo edupu moham petti pilla fans) navvuthunnaru booby cinema susi akkada.. Thumsup add sesa sudandi annaru.. susam.. akkademo fub ki elli thumsup adigaru... navvuthunnaru booby akkada... thumsup thaginollaki awards annaru.. gold coins annaru.. memu thumpsup muthalu kottukochi gelichi mee kosam imax ocham.. meeremo mammalni kursopetti MEGASTER IS LEGEND ani nijam oppesukunnaru.. mammalni kursopetti erripappalni sethey memenduku booby ravatam.. chivariki story lekunda GUEST cinema modaledithe podhunne shit kuda ravatledu booby.. http://chalanachithram.com/news/june2007/surendar- gunasekhar.html meeku thelidu.. meeku nachina cinemalu memu chudaleka maaku nache cinemalu meeru cheyyaleka memu narakam choosthunnam booby narakam chusthunnam.. frustration..kopam chiraku.. evari meeda chupinchalo thelidu ela chupinchalo kuda theliyakapothe.. chivaraki oka roju mana cofan mana orkut community ne lepesadu.. asala memu ila enduku unnamoo make theliyakapothe e kittaya.. ijji akkaki em thelusthundi... ellipoindi.. community ledu... filla pans ki antha ledu ani ellipoindi.. community start chesinappudu megafans tho challenge chesamu.. elagaina fakes create chesi oka pedha community start chesthamu ani.. Megafans kanna pedha comm sethamani... but its gonee...truyyam truyyam(background music) ippudu memu emi cheyyali booby.. GUEST 175 adali anthe kada?.. adisthamu.. kani ippati daka indira records kottadaniki maa intlo amma nanna vesukunna gold kottesi ammi samosalu ichi adincham... kani a vasthuvulaki thelidu cinema nachaledani.. kani e sari poti padedi CHIRUTHA tho booby.. edoka week mana records ni kottesthadi kada... a roju ma life spoil aindani meere badapadutharu.. ippatidaka oka vero ga meeru gelicharu anukuntunnaru.. kani mimmalni gelipinchadaniki 10 yelluga memu odipothune unnam booby... inko rendella tharuvatha ilane odipothu entira maa life ani adham lo suthey.. memu untam kani maa nickerlu kuda undavu boobyy.. innellu maku nee cinemalu nachaledu booby.. happy ga unnattu try chesamu.. ika mundu kuda alane untam.. kani mado request booby.. maku chiraku dobbe cinemalu sesi maku nachali ani mathram korukokandi booby..plseeee..truyyam truyyammm(background)... Booby kalluthirigi padipothadu.. booby booby emaindi.. Booby: meerandaru anandanga unnaru ani anandapaddanu gani.. mee chacolatelu biscute lu theesukuni anandanga unnanu anukoledu ra.. theledu ra naku... distributers ki crores nashtam vachina badapadaledu kani meeku prathi cinema 175 days ichinanduku anandapadevadini.. a anandam kosam mimmalni bada petta ani eppudu anukoledura... sorry ra fillalu.. era.. cheppachu kada ra naaku.. inni samvatsaralu inni badalu pettukuni enduku seppaledura... fillapans: induke seppaledu booby .. chepthe meeru kevv mani edustharani thelusu.. manchi cinema theesi Megafans ni anadapariche heros ki emaina seppachu.. meeru chana goppa vero booby.. okko cinemaki ma chethullo unnadi lagesukuntu prathi kshanam 175 days gurinchi alochinchi andulo anandapadutharu.. [booby mahesh pan cheyini pattukuntadu(mellaga nokkuthu untadu lendi adi inko matter )] a anandanni life long meeku ivvalanukunnam booby.. memu ninnu vadulokolemu booby (maaku ippudu form lo unna hero inkodu ledu ani manasulo anukuntu).. anduke rendu cinemala vishayamlo maa chethulu meeku theliyakunda lagesukundam anukunnam.. ippatiki maa chethullo unna chacolate mee chethullone undi booby.. pora pondi.. chacolatelu theesukuni ischool ki pondira ani free chesesthadu vallani.. sandu dorikindira nayanoo anukuni fillapans jump

Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 25, Jun 2007 2:19:04 PM IST

IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE UNLESS YOU ARE A SCREW DRIVER :P

Posted by: Sagatu Telugu Jeevi At: 25, Jun 2007 2:06:08 PM IST

****** *** *** I'm nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect. ****** *** *** If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ****** *** *** If I save time, when do I get it back? ****** *** *** Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. ****** *** *** The statement below is true. The statement above is false. ****** *** *** As I said before, I never repeat myself. ****** *** *** A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a, work station... What more can I say ****** *** *** A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it. ****** *** *** If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ****** *** *** War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. ****** *** *** Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk. ****** *** *** Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? ****** *** *** I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ****** *** *** Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. ****** *** *** Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ****** *** *** How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ****** *** *** Don't frown. You never know who is falling in Love with your smile. ****** *** *** The Best of debates is should women have children after 35? No, 35 children are enough ****** *** *** Living on Earth may be expensive... but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun. ****** *** *** Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep! ****** *** *** ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what? Who's in a hurry? ****** *** *** Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting. ****** *** *** If you are a vegetarian just because you want to be good to animals, then why eat their food. ****** *** *** If you think your boss is stupid, remember you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. ****** *** *** I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ****** *** ***

Posted by: musugu donga At: 20, Jun 2007 8:59:40 PM IST

mokkAki telIdanA, nachikI! nEnu cheppindi nijam kAdA?

Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 10, Jun 2007 8:51:04 AM IST

nAkU benguLUru TrAfik jAm anTE bOLDishTam ... daT TU kampErD Tu madrAs jAm indulO nAku nachchinadi EnTanTE, inchekkA jAm Taim lO chuTTUtA unna benguLUru churakattullAnTi ammAyilni chUsukOvachchu, praSAntangA

Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 9, Jun 2007 8:56:38 AM IST

IQ TEST ========= man 1. ------------ board Ans. = man overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. stand 2. ------------ i Ans. = I understand OK . . . Got the drift ? Let's try a few now and see how you fare ? 3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/ Ans. = reading between the lines 4.r road a d Ans. = cross road Not having a good day now, are you ? Redeem yourself. 5. cycle cycle cycle Ans. = tricycle Not easy to figure out ha! 0 6. ------------ M.D. Ph.D . Ans. = two degrees below zero C'mon give it a little thought ! ! knee 7. ------------ light Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light ) U can prove u r smart by getting this one. ground 8. ------------ --- feet feet feet feet feet feet Ans. = six feet underground Oh no, not again ! ! 9. he's X himself Ans. = he's by himself Now u messing up big time. 10. ecnalg Ans. = backward glance Not even close ! ! 11. death ... life Ans. = life after death Okay last chance ............ ........ 12. THINK Ans. = think big ! ! And the last one is real fundoo - - - 13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. . Ans. = long time no 'C'

Posted by: musugu donga At: 8, Jun 2007 9:23:06 PM IST

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Posted by: Mr. HAYAGREEVA MURTY Rachuri At: 8, Jun 2007 11:36:54 AM IST

chUsEnanDii..mA abbAyi ninnaTininchi nannu yEDipistunnADu.japaniis bhAshalO tOka , tOka ani..)

Posted by: Mrs. annapurna MadirAju At: 9, May 2007 8:31:36 AM IST

O! nAku chAlA rOjulaninchi ardham kAvaTlEdu.thAnks anDii...miiru oka padakELi yivvachchukadA.))

Posted by: Mrs. annapurna MadirAju At: 8, May 2007 10:06:57 PM IST

abbE,adikAdanDi.ippuDu miipOsTing phasT jOk nAku blAks kinda niluvu giitalakinda kanipistOndi.vudAharaNaki spArOgAri pEru 6 niluvu giitalakinda kanipistundi.yUsar ei .Di lO mAtram spArO anipEru vastundi.adi nAku ardham kAvaDam lEdu.

Posted by: Mrs. annapurna MadirAju At: 8, May 2007 9:34:54 PM IST

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