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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | *********** office lo pani pata leni wallu************** | |
| vijay padukunnadi chaalu inka nidra leyyi :-)
Posted by: Murali za az At: 7, Apr 2005 0:51:49 AM IST
Lunch ayipoyindhi....ippudu bajjukunde time.
*yaaaaaaaaawns*
Hi padmahasta, welcome..:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 6, Apr 2005 11:50:16 PM IST
hi Padmahasta
welcome to office lo pani paatu leni club :-)
Posted by: Murali za az At: 6, Apr 2005 11:01:05 PM IST
Mera Boss Gayaa Rangoon,
Wahaan se kiya hai telephooone,
Ke Software Crash hota hai,
Aur kastmar jor se rota hai
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Kar chale, implement,
ye function sathion,
Ab tumhaare hawaale,
core dump saathion.
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Boss Aaya hamaare cubicle mein,
Gazab kee timing hai,
Kabhi hum boss ko,
Kabhi Compu pe chal rahe Game ko
dekhte hain.
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Do hee pal, Office mein,
Guzare Hain Khush hal,
Ik Boss Ke Aaane ke pehle,
Ik Boss Ke Jaane ke baad.
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Yoon-he tum office mein aate ho,
Yaa koi kaam ka iraada hai ?
Fraud mere pehchaanta hee nahin,
Mera manager bhi kitna saadaa hai.
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Hum Hain S/W Engg. bekaar ke,
Hum Se kuchh na boliye,
Jo bhi project hame mile,
Bugs bhar ke code kiye.
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E Mere s/w engg. , kahin aur chal,
Bugs se ye product bhar gaya,
Crash dekh ke customer dar gayaa.
Posted by: Murali za az At: 6, Apr 2005 10:45:38 PM IST
hmmmmz
antha serious ga pani chesthunnatu unnaru
andukenemo ikkada endalu vepareethanga unnayi :-))
Posted by: Murali za az At: 6, Apr 2005 10:33:58 PM IST
You know VISA concepts thoroughly and you are dying to go to
onsite.
In the poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more
than 1 kg meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited
the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a
goat or two every day and a US Green Card also.
On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very
nicely for breakfast.
The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few
peanuts.
Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were
worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food
bag of peanuts was delivered.
The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,
"Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle... what's wrong with your
management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering peanuts to me?"
The delivery boy politely said, "Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle
but ...
err... did you know that you have been brought here on a "monkey's visa
!!!!!!"
Posted by: Murali za az At: 6, Apr 2005 7:58:55 PM IST
good morning :-))
Posted by: Murali za az At: 6, Apr 2005 7:07:25 PM IST
gud morning to pani leni gang..:)
welcome BB to this DB. US lo vunde sagam companies lo jarigedhi adhe..so float ur resume arnd , u will get it..:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 6, Apr 2005 6:10:17 PM IST
vArnI, marI anta pani dongalaipOyArE! ainA mIru pani lEkunDA kUrchunna kampenIlEvabbA? kAsta chebitE nEnU Trai chEsukunTA. nAku telisi intavarakU mA kampenInE airAvatAlni pOshistundi ani. mimmalni chUstE, mIru nAkanTE pedda airAvatAllA unnArE? dayachEsi kAsta chebdurU!
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 6, Apr 2005 9:10:49 AM IST
bye all
c u all tomorrow
Posted by: Murali za az At: 6, Apr 2005 2:52:21 AM IST
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