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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | stupid questions and their answers !! | |
| 10 most stupid questions' people usually ask in
obvious situations :
At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, em chesthunnarikkada? movie choodataaniki vachara?
Answer:- Kaadandi black lo tickets ammudaamani vachanu
At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.
When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a
piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
Posted by: Mrs. Sandhya At: 25, Oct 2002 5:30:56 PM IST
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