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Posted by: విజయ్ At: 29, Oct 2003 5:44:28 AM IST
After having their 11th child, Laloo & Rabri decided that that was enough. So Laloo went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not want any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a Diwali bomb, light it, put it in an empty Coke can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
Laloo said to the doctor, 'I'm the smartest man in Bihar, but I don't see how putting a Diwali atom bomb in a Coke can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem.'
So the couple drove away to Delhi to get a second opinion. The Delhi physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for vasectomy when he noticed it was Laloo Yadav. This doctor told Laloo to go home and get a Diwali fire-cracker, light it, place it in a Coke can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians knew what they were talking about and couldn't be wrong, Laloo went home, lit a Diwali firecracker and put it in a Coke can. He held it up to his ear and began counting with the fingers on his left hand: '1,2,3, 4,5..' At which point he paused, placed the coke can between his legs and resumed counting on the other hand!
LOL
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 29, Oct 2003 4:40:34 AM IST
Santa Singh is applying for a job as a signalman at Jalandhar railway station and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Santa a short quiz, asking: 'What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?'
Santa Singh replies: 'I would switch one train to another track.'
'What if the lever broke?' asks the inspector.
'Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there,' answers Santa.
'What if that had been struck by lightning?' challenges the inspector.
'Then,' Santa continued, 'I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box.'
'What if the phone was busy?'
'Oh well,' said Santa Singh, 'In that case I would run into town and get my Uncle Banta Singh!'
This puzzled the inspector, and he asked, 'Why would you do that?'
'Because he's never seen a train crash!'
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 29, Oct 2003 4:36:57 AM IST
An indian was having breakfast in a restaurant when an American with chewing gum in his mouth sat on the table next to him. The American saw that the Indian had a slice of bread. He asked the Indian, 'Do you Indians eat the complete slice of bread?'
The Indian replied in the affirmative.
The American said, 'We do not do that in USA. We throw away the sides, which is then processed & made into flour & then we export to India.'
The Indian did not say anything & continued with his breakfast. He started eating the jelly & the American said, 'We have fresh fruits. We throw away the skin & seeds which is processed & made into jelly & then we export to India.'
By now the Indian had enough. He asked the American, 'Do you throw away the condoms after use in America?'
The American replied in the positive. The Indian said, 'We do not. We process them to make them into chewing gums & then export them to America.'
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 29, Oct 2003 3:42:31 AM IST
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled 'It really works!'
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 29, Oct 2003 3:38:13 AM IST
lollll...funny :)
Posted by: Mr. raja babu At: 28, Oct 2003 10:47:34 PM IST
What would change, if Laloo Prasad becomes India's Prime Minister:
National Anthem: Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat hai...
National Attire: Dhoti & Kurta
National Drink: Fresh Buffalo Milk
National Animal: Buffalo, from Bihar
National Sport: Milking Buffalo (morning)
Buffalo Race: (evening)
Corporate Language: Enlish-va
National Toy: A. K. 58
National Family Planning Policy: Hum Do, Humare Dozen
National Documentry Philm: Laloo Ban Gaya Gentleman
National Vehicle: Buffalo Cart
National Recreation: Pro-creation
Laloo's Slogan
"Jab Tak Rahega Samosa Me Aloo, Tab Tak Rahega Hamara P.M. Laloo"
Posted by: Ms. Mallika Reddy At: 28, Oct 2003 10:44:07 PM IST
lol sukku:)
Posted by: yummy At: 28, Oct 2003 4:03:35 PM IST
Banta Sing's Job Interview!!!
BANTA Singh went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw his colourful attire and gold and white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming"
NOT Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Singh.So he told Singh, If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK".
Singh thought for a while and said : "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN,GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW ...BLUE's that ?WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number, lah.... Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok ? Thank You."
The Manager fainted.
Posted by: Ms. Mallika Reddy At: 27, Oct 2003 8:32:00 PM IST
lol....poor judge...
some thing related too
meeru maala . avunu maadiga lantidi...:P
Posted by: Mr. raja babu At: 27, Oct 2003 8:24:16 PM IST
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