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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | navvula jallulu | |
| Check this out...found it hilarious and so very true!!
You are a true Hyderabadi if:
1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A-43 (New MCH number 56-678/4A/B-22, while you actually live in the second house beside Zamzam cafe in lane behind Anand Theatre on SP Road.
2. You end up buying only a salwar kameez, whether it is a theatre workshop, food mela, consumer expo, designer jewellery show, science show or an automobile convention.
3. Your street has at least one roadside mobile hotel that serves Chinese delicacies such as "Vegetable soft needles", "Navrotten Kurma", "Chicken Manchewurea" or "American Chompsee".
4. Your answer is 'seedha chale jao' when somebody asks you for directions, whether it is to Malakpet, Masab Tank, Malkajgiri or Moosapet.
5. You come across tailors sporting the board: Immidiot delivery in two days onli.
6. You can speak Hindi, Urdu, hyderabadi hinglish, except Telugu, fluently.
7. You ask the waiter to get you some 'Mango pickle' even if you are sitting at a lavish continental banquet dinner with exotic Chinese, Mexican, Italian and Lebanese cuisines.
9. You order for a tea just after having had a Caramel custard.
10. You have at least one Srinivas, Prasad, Raju or Venkatesh within six square feet. OR you have at least one cousin,friend, colleague or acquaintance with these names.
11. You have at least one cousin, friend, colleague or acquaintance in the US in software.
12. Everytime somebody gives you a piece of good news, the first thing you ask them is 'Party kab hain? '
13. Refer to any past as 'parso', be it yesterday or long before three hundred years.
14. You call 11 AM as subah subah.
15. You label your boss as 'Dimakh Kharab'
16. You are 15 minutes late and you feel you are on time.
16. You look at the fixed price stand and still ask 'dene ka bolo'
18. You are reading this and secretly admitting that you are, after all, a true blue Hyderabadi.
you know one thing. . . . . Once a Hyderabadi always a Hyderabadi...
Posted by: Mrs. Rohini Rohini At: 8, Dec 2004 5:38:03 PM IST
vOy...nee jOk kE neeku navvu raadu inka naa jOk ki elavachchuddee meri venTapaDaalanE kadaa an seelD raakaasi laa nuvvalaanTi jOkEsindi !!
Posted by: Megie At: 8, Dec 2004 5:35:54 PM IST
aa marunaaDu poddunnE kaaling bel mOgitE talupu teesina aman edurugaa
ninna maaTTADina Teevee yaankar : navvutuu
aman : Dhabb ##%%$$^^
Posted by: Megie At: 8, Dec 2004 5:00:20 PM IST
No didi...
3 Male flies were standin on CIGARs & other 2 flies were on Ladies' Makeup items...LOLz
Posted by: UK At: 9, Nov 2004 6:44:19 PM IST
hoarnee! needi kooDa ijeenagaramaenaeTi..naanu kotta paeTaluntaananDi..voyisu edigi poanaadi gaani burra peraganaedanDi..oa koapmaipotannaaroorikae jaasmin gaaru
adaepoanaadi gaani... voyisuni gouravinchinaavantae saalnu.. untaananDi..
Posted by: Mr. ushodayam aslesha At: 3, Nov 2004 6:44:59 PM IST
Sorry batasaari inkaa ikkada no message
idi navvula jallulu thread opend by AMAN
taravata ilaa personal comments chesamani tittukuntaadu ide last ikkada meet u in some other threads !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hello raj shekar,
neevu kooda please utta from here !!!
Posted by: Jasmine Meera At: 3, Nov 2004 4:45:53 PM IST
hallO soorya gaaru ...meedi vijayanagaramaa ....nEnu kooDaa vijayanagaram numDE...
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 3, Nov 2004 4:42:01 PM IST
abbo!!!! avunaa ??
nenu vayasu chuudaledandi batasari !!!!!!
Sorry andi MR.surya pudi peddi gaaru !!!
ayinaa friends ki vayasuto paniledu, emantaru?
Posted by: Jasmine Meera At: 3, Nov 2004 4:33:28 PM IST
mIrA, sUryAgAru manam puTTakamundu inTarmIDiyET chESAru. abbO gaDDa puTTinappuDu puTTAru, kAsta vAri vayasuki gauravamiddAmani anukunTunnAnu. mIrEmanTAru?
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 3, Nov 2004 4:16:16 PM IST
ammaa! nijam cheppaalanTae joakulu ennukoavaTamloa kooDaa unTundani oppukunTunnaanu..mukhyamgaa..sardaarjee joakulu.
maLLee ilaanTi tappu chaeyanu lenDi..
meetoa Ekeebhavistunnaanu..
Posted by: Mr. Surya Pudipeddi At: 3, Nov 2004 1:45:37 PM IST
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