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Today's Joke

A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Chicago and asked to be taken out to O'Hare Airport. On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Ohhh!!! TOYOTA!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" Not too long after, another car flew by the taxi. "Ohh!!! NISSAN!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" Yet another zipped by, "Ohh!!! Mitsubishi!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" The taxi driver, complete 100% American, was starting to get a little miffed that the japanese made cars were passing his Chevy, when yet another car passed the taxi right as they were turning into the airport. "Ohh!!! Honda!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "That'll be $150." "$150? It was so short a ride! Why so much?" "Taxi Meter. Made in Japan. Very fast."

Posted by: Mrs. Sandhya At: 24, Oct 2002 5:42:37 PM IST

A woman after giving birth to 6 babies in an hospital, gets up from the bed and slaps her husband. " Idiot, I told you not to do doggy style."

Posted by: Miss Shital At: 24, Oct 2002 4:49:23 PM IST

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"

Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 24, Oct 2002 4:11:33 PM IST

Dear friends read this love letter Dear ****, I'm writing this LITTLE HEARTS (Direct Dil se) MC DOWEL'S (Mera number one) love letter. You are my TVS SCOOTY (First Love) and also my AIWA (PURE PASSION). I always BPL (Believe in best) and you are SANSUI (Better than best). Your love is LA O PALA (Made for one) and you are one of the most beautiful in this world. I think of you day and night. When you give me Smile you are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a Million of smile per day) for me. This is COLGATE ENERGEY GEL (Seriously Fresh) feeling for me. I would like you to be my life partner. I know you are worried about your Father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ KELIBER (The unshakeble) and also my Father who is CEAT (Born tough). But don't worry I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATOR (The coolest one). If they will say no we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Lets make things better). They will feel MIRINDA (Jor ka jatka dhire se lage) and we are Coca Cola (Jo chahe ho Jaye Coca cola enjoy). Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) those who love each other. And we are Wills (Made for each Other). We will be HERO HONDA (Leading the way) of our love life. Then our life will be BOLERO (Break free). Now HUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (The real taste of life), SATYAM ON LINE (Fun, fast, easy), PARX (always comfortable) and also AMUL (The real taste of India)and for me life is HOME TRADE (Life means more) So never forget me. OK bye! I wrote little but PEPSI (Ye dil mange More) LG [Digitally yours]

Posted by: Mr. Trilok chander Tankala At: 23, Oct 2002 11:46:14 PM IST

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have just won a 3 days & 3 nights stay at a Star Hotel and free lunch with Osama Bin Laden at Kabul.

Posted by: Mr. Shri kanth At: 23, Oct 2002 11:34:32 PM IST

Mr.Trilok this 'Bond' joke was posted by Ms.Ramya two or three days back.. Gangs D U B A I

Posted by: Mr. Gangadhar Perumalla At: 23, Oct 2002 10:47:38 PM IST

Azar asks Sangeetah Bijilani on their first night " Darling, How did you like my shot between the two fine legs?" She replied..." It was a good shot but you are not the 'opening' batsman"!!!

Posted by: Mr. Shri kanth At: 23, Oct 2002 5:50:49 PM IST

Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides one of our Telugu guy: Both were traveling to US. Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?" James Bond: "I am Bond...James Bond." James Bond: "and you?" Telugu Guy: "I am Sai..... Venkata Sai..... Siva Venkata Sai ....... Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..... Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..... Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..... Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Bulusupalli Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.........." Bond faints!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Trilok chander Tankala At: 23, Oct 2002 5:20:22 PM IST

excellent joke sandhya garu

Posted by: Mr. Trilok chander Tankala At: 23, Oct 2002 5:18:23 PM IST

"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "There are three othercompanies after me." "Is that so?" asked the manager. "May I know which other companies are after you?" "The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."

Posted by: Mrs. Sandhya At: 23, Oct 2002 5:06:35 PM IST

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