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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | *** Funny -- hAsyaM --Jokes -- saradA saradA *** | |
| chiTTi gArU,miirandarU chakkagA ii bhAshalO pErlukUDA rAsukunTunnAru.nAku diinni yelA chadavAlO vrAyAlO konchem cheppagalarA? nAku nerchukOvAlanivundi.kAnii ardham kAvaDam lEdu.
Posted by: Mrs. annapurna MadirAju At: 8, May 2007 8:43:44 PM IST
chi ri ka to me ari
Posted by: Mr. VIRABHADRA SASTRI KALANADHABHATTA At: 7, May 2007 8:41:19 AM IST
"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill told his friend Doug.
Doug suggests, "Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an
affair?"
"But what if my wife finds out?" asks Bill.
"Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bill. Go ahead and tell her about
it!" said Doug.
So Bill went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us
closer together."
"Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that—it didn't work."
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 4, May 2007 3:37:53 PM IST
News from 2019 World Cup
India failed to defeat Afghanistan in the world cup qualifier in the Asia-Pacific zone.
Coach Sehwag said that he is not worried because he has backing of selectors, captain and board.... and that they had won a close match against Papua new guinea just 2 years ago.
Rahul Dravid, the coach of New Zealand team said that Sachin should now consider retiring gracefully and let his son take over the captaincy.
Mahender Singh Dhoni broke Ajit Agarkar's record of most no of consecutive ducks in twenty 20.
Saurav Ganguly, the coach of England feels that the boys need to control their emotions on the field.
The current leading man from bollywood Bret Lee advises MS Dhoni to take up acting as well.
Minnows Pakistan beat Ireland in a close match...and thus they avenged their defeat in the 2007 WC against the then minnows Ireland. Inzamam ul haq, who was the captain of the losing team and now the present coach said in a press interview that "Boys plays well...they try hard...inshallah we wins the world cup".
Police have arrested 8 persons for violence after the England and NZ match. Investigations revealed that these people were amongst the members of Dravid and Ganguly fan communities on Orkut, which have 62 and 12 members respectively.
The Indian cricket board led by its president Rahul Gandhi has called for an emergency meeting to discuss future course of action. Former players like Yuvraj Singh, Md. Kaif, VVS Laxman and Kumble have been invited...coach Sehwag and captain Tendulkar will present a report.
VVS Laxman today created a new controversy by saying that he expected a written apology from Rahul Gandhi for including him in the category of former players.... he said that he has improved his fielding and fitness and wants to play 2023 WC in Brazil.
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 4, May 2007 3:00:19 PM IST
ee jOk kooDaa meeru vinE unTaaru.
laaloo prasaad yaadav amerikaaki veLLaaDu.inkaasEpaTlO bil klinTan ni kalusukunTaaDanagaa prOTOkaal insTrakTar laalooki ilaa cheppaaDu.
klinTan tO karachaalanam chEsinappuDu "hou aar yoo " ananDi.
klinTan "ei yaam fain .hou aar yoo ?" ani annappuDu "mee Too " ananDi.
tarvaata dubaaseelu migataa sambhaashaNa choosukunTaaru.
"chaalaa tElika " ani laaloo cheppaaDu.
laaloo , klinTan kalusukunnaaka karachaalanam chEsi porabaaTuna "hu aar yoo " ?anTaaDu.
klinTan modaTa Kamgu tinnaa samayaspoorti tO haasyam gaa samaadhaanam cheppaaDu.
"nEnu hillari bhartani.ha ha ha "
laaloo venTane cheppaaDu.
"mee Too. ha ha ha "
Posted by: శ్రీరాధ At: 13, Apr 2007 1:00:36 AM IST
Posted by: Mrs. అనామిక At: 12, Apr 2007 8:09:09 PM IST
baagundi anaamika gaaru nEnu idE vinaTam :))
Posted by: శ్రీరాధ At: 12, Apr 2007 11:16:01 PM IST
kampyuuTar aaDa magaa? ani yuunivarsiTiilO charchaku vachchimdi. abbaayilamdaruu adi strii limgam annaaru. ammaayilu pumlimgam kimda jama kaTTaaru. vaaLla vaadana idi....
abbaayilu cheppimdi.
*tayaaru chEsina vaaDiki tappa marokariki artham kaadu
*chinna tappu chEsinaa diirgha kaalam memarii(jnaapakam )lO umchukumTumdi.
*okaTi komdaamani kamiT (prEma)ayyaamaa, kharchula kOsam jEbu khaaLii avutumdi
*sTak ayinappuDu (kOpamgaa unnapuDu) E baTan nokkinaa prayOjanam umDadu.
ammaayilu cheppimdi.
*cheppimdi cheyaDamE tappa, somta aalOchana umDadu.
*chaala vishayaalu (DaaTa) telusugaani, Taimuku okkaTii paniki raadu.
* samasyalu tiirchutumdani techchukumTaamaa? adE samasya ayi kuurchumTumdi.
*okaTi koneSaaka (peLli) , amtakamTE mamchi moDal kanabaDi baadha peDutumdi.
ee jOk alreDi chaala mandiki telisi umTumdi kaani emduko pOsTaalanipimchinadi
Posted by: Mrs. అనామిక At: 12, Apr 2007 8:09:09 PM IST
emiTamDi nachikEtagaaru vivaahaniki munupE ilaamTi vishayaalu (1sT jOk )telusukumTE vivaahamaina pidapa avi anubhavamlOki vachchinapuDu mii paristiti yemiTi???
Posted by: Mrs. అనామిక At: 25, Mar 2007 4:39:05 PM IST
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 23, Mar 2007 6:12:12 PM IST
bahu baagunnadi sOdaraa. :))))
Posted by: మోహన రాగం At: 16, Mar 2007 11:32:51 PM IST
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