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| naaku 6 ke poyindi lendi :)
Posted by: GOTIGERS At: 6, Oct 2003 8:44:40 PM IST
six
Posted by: GOTIGERS At: 6, Oct 2003 8:43:09 PM IST
five
Posted by: GOTIGERS At: 6, Oct 2003 8:41:05 PM IST
four
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three
Posted by: GOTIGERS At: 6, Oct 2003 8:40:41 PM IST
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Posted by: GOTIGERS At: 6, Oct 2003 8:40:09 PM IST
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Posted by: GOTIGERS At: 6, Oct 2003 8:32:19 PM IST
choosaru inka andaru kottukunetattu unnaru,andaru okasari swapna posting correct e anukondi andaru entha prasantham ga untaro,manam ekkinchukuni kottukovatam enti naakemi ardham kavatam ledu.inni posting lu unnayi okka dantlo anna aama ekibhavinchinda choodandi,nenu anni posting lu choosanu pakkodiki chiraku teppinchatame a postings venaka unna aim.
andukane andaru kasepu 1-10 lekka petti e vishayanni vadileyandi.
nenu cheppindi nachaledanta nannu tittaddu,chinnodu edo vagadu ani vadileyandi.
Posted by: GOTIGERS At: 6, Oct 2003 8:17:46 PM IST
READ THIS IT"S FUNNY
When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listen Ramayana from
Atal
Behari Vajpayee. After returning 2 US he wrote it in his personal
Diary.
A Tabloid in US got a copy of his writings. These are excerpts
from his diary.
Ramayana by Bill Gates:
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his
queens
gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana.RAM
the
eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY.
His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only
16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to
INSTALL RAM as his successor.
However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon
by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at
the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that
her
son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for
14
years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through
DOS-rat and he kollapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO
forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on
LOGGING IN with his brother.
The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of
RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she
proposed that he marry her.RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to
be
the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping,
SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's
plight,
approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the
form of
a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of
chase,
RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out resperately for
LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged
LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van
DELINKED
'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
INTERVAL !!
RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over
the forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR
SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to
help
RAM.
SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to
FIND
the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the
INTER-NETworked
forests.Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the
'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about C'ta.
Some
of them even shouted YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND
MESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless.
Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the
seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED.Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself
into
LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping
under a
TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to
'C'ta.
After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to
send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa
BUGS around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using
pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by
spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from
LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared
for the battle. One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM &
LSI-man
with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X
gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE
secrets
of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on earth.
After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spread his
MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every
one
lived happily everafter.
antha opika ga adhi raasina vaadiki ,chadivina meeku abhinandanalu
Posted by: Mr. sandeep mannava At: 6, Oct 2003 7:50:17 PM IST
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