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A judge irritated by a lawyer's behaviour, admonished him, "You are crossing the limits." "Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai," roared the lawyer. "How dare you call me saala ? I'll have you charged for 'contempt of court'," said the judge angrily. "My lord misunderstood me," replied the lawyer coolly, "I do not call you saala, all I said was kaun sa law aisa kehta hai...

Posted by: Ms. Mallika Reddy At: 27, Oct 2003 8:08:06 PM IST

Here are some of the mail id's of our cricket celebrities: * SauravGanguly@Caught-By-Nagma.com * Sachin@man-of-the-match.com * AnilKumble@Hurt-Keeper.com * AjitAgarkar@Give-Runs-To-Opponants.com * Srinath@Good-Balls-No-Wickets.com * RobinSingh@Age-No-Bar.com * VenkateshPrasad@Ever-ComeBack.com * Ramesh@No-Foot-Work.com * Azharuddin@Match-Fixer.com * AjayJadeja@another-match-fixer.com * SunilJoshi@Find-A-Place.com * ZaheerKhan@Always-Yorker.com * DehasishMohanty@Where-Is-He.com * KapilDev@Cry-On-BBC.com * ManojPrabakar@Video-Cassette.com * Sponsors@They-Earn.com * CricketFans@Are-They-Fools.com * Coach@No-Use.com * IndianTeam@When-It-Will-Win.com

Posted by: Ms. Mallika Reddy At: 27, Oct 2003 7:55:21 PM IST

meine dekha tumko. meri roshni chale gaye. maine baat ki tumsein..meri awaaz chale gaye... shadi karni hain.. magar soch raha hun, meri jaan na chale jaaye he he Simple one..he he now try this!!! Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana..................... (scroll down for the rest) . . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . . . . . . ... ..... ......... Pehele, ye line samaz me aaye to mujhe Jaroor batana :)

Posted by: విజయ్ At: 24, Oct 2003 9:56:35 PM IST

eeeeeeeeeeee ha ha ha :))))) adirindi !!!

Posted by: MONARCH 007 At: 21, Oct 2003 10:06:49 PM IST

once a teacher became angry upon student. TEACHER : why did u do this? now u write the statement "i wont do this again" 100 times STUDENT : for(i=0 to 99) printf("i wont do this again");

Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 21, Oct 2003 8:10:19 PM IST

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me,can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don'tknow where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The woman below responded, "You must be a Project manager." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

Posted by: Mr. Kalyan Chakravarthy At: 20, Oct 2003 10:29:40 AM IST

good one raj !!!!:-)) post more.....!.

Posted by: Mr. eeswar buddha At: 20, Oct 2003 0:01:52 AM IST

Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Parvez Mushraff died and went to hell. All three were seen waiting in a telephone parlour. The devil first asked Queen Elizabeth to make a call. She spoke to all her children and relatives for about 15 minutes. Devil charged her $5000. The devil next called Bill Clinton to make a call. He spoke to Chilsea, Hillary and Monica for about 30 minutes. Devil charged him $ 10000. Parvez Mushraff was next to speak to his family,friends, politicians,generals and many other sundry people in Pakistan. He spoke for about two hours on the telephone. Devil charged him only $2. Mushraff was happy but could not believe his ears that he was being charged only $ 2 for two hours talking. Queen Elizabeth and Bill Clinton could not stomach this disparity in rates so they asked the devil for an explanation. The devil replied, "Well, you see, if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's a local call." Mera Bharat MahaaaaaaaaaaN

Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 19, Oct 2003 8:55:33 PM IST

Two brothers were always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. The people in the neighborhood started complaining to the parents about the boys. So the boys parents decided to have their priest talk to the boys. The priest asks to speak to the boys alone, requesting to see the youngest first. The young boy comes in and sits at a large table across the room from the priest. The priest looks at the boy, points at him and, trying to emphasize that God is in everyone, asks, "Where is God?" The boy looks around the room and back at the priest and says nothing. Again, the priest points at the boy and in a louder voice asks, "Where is God?" The boy says nothing. The priest walks around the table, pointing inches from the boy’s face and asks again, "Where is God?" The boy jumps out of his chair and runs out the door. The boy runs right home, grabs his older brother and says to him, "We are in BIG trouble!" His brother replies, "We haven't done anything!" The younger brother replies, "God's missing, and they think we did it!"

Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 19, Oct 2003 8:21:16 PM IST

ok..Mrs.Aakanksha garu here is another one enjoy.... Indian Veggies Q & A Q. What did the lonely banana say? A. I'm a"kela". Q. What did the green peas say? A. Nothing. They just "mutter"ed. Q.What did the potato say when it answered the phone ? A. "Aaloo?" Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out? A. In the Gobi desert. Q. What are call-boxes for ghosts called? A. B(h)ooths Q. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear? A. Angoora Q. What is a vegetables favourite love song? A. Love me tinda. Q. What did the flower say to its girl-friend? A. Why do phools fall in love? Q. What did the confused egg say? A. I don't unda-stand. Q. What did the half eaten naan say? A. I wish I was puri. Q. What did the lonely potato sing? A. "Aaloo lonesome tonight?" Q. What language do carrots speak? A. Gajar-ati. Q. What do you call a bald poet? A. Ik-bal. Q. What did the first pizza slice say the other pizza slice so it would move? A. Pizza - "HUT"

Posted by: Ms. Mallika Reddy At: 17, Oct 2003 9:32:27 PM IST

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