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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | kita kitalu - JOKES :))))))) | |
| Rajiv: “Broken off your engagement with Mary!”
John: “She wouldn’t have me.”
Rajiv: “Did you tell her about your rich uncle?”
John: “Yes, she is my aunt now!”
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Sheila: “Do you love me?”
Rajesh: “Yes, absolutely.”
Sheila: “Will you die for me?”
Rajesh: “No. Mine is an undying love.”
Posted by: Mr. anand kumar At: 28, Feb 2004 8:33:45 AM IST
:)
Posted by: Mr Truth At: 28, Feb 2004 0:56:43 AM IST
piyu read this
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
take this
my brains kept falling out.
need a knee cap.
so uski protection for his brain (uski demak sarpe nahi balki knee mai hai)
Posted by: Mr. Nagesh Babu Adari At: 27, Feb 2004 11:05:13 PM IST
Thanks Ravi, for taking it easy. Just for fun.
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 27, Feb 2004 10:07:38 PM IST
lol bhu do bata
Posted by: Mr. Nagesh Babu Adari At: 27, Feb 2004 10:03:45 PM IST
Thats why you should wear tight pant or use a knee cap.
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 27, Feb 2004 9:58:11 PM IST
politicians are like diapers
they both should be changed often
and for the same reason.
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 27, Feb 2004 9:35:03 PM IST
Hahahahahaha....
Posted by: UK At: 27, Feb 2004 2:53:42 PM IST
(Anna gaaru, idhi especially mee kosam...I mean whoevr R in Managerial jobs...)
A manager was about to be fired, but a programmer who worked for him
invented a new program that became popular and sold well. As a result, the
manager retained his job.
The manager tried to give the programmer a bonus, but the programmer
refused it, saying, "I wrote the program because I thought it was an interesting
concept, and thus I expect no reward."
The manager, upon hearing this, remarked, "This programmer, though he
holds a position of small esteem, understands well the proper duty of an
employee. Lets promote him to the exalted position of management consultant!"
But when told this, the programmer once more refused, saying, "I exist
so that I can program. If I were promoted, I would do nothing but waste
everyone's time. Can I go now? I have a program that I'm working on."
Posted by: UK At: 27, Feb 2004 2:41:49 PM IST
The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
"Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
Posted by: Mr. sisndri s At: 27, Feb 2004 12:31:22 PM IST
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