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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Soft Humor ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| A fat lady visits the doctor and doctor asked her "what seems to be the problem?". Lady said, "Doctor, look at my weight. I do nt know what is wrong with me."
Doctor asked her "are you eating a balanced meal everyday?" Lady replied "of course doctor, I always eat a steak and chacolate in one hand and an icecream on the other hand."
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 25, Feb 2005 7:14:11 PM IST
Two Sardarjis went to take cash out from ATM. First sardarji was taking the cash out while the second sardarji standing right behind him. After the first one took the cash out, the second sardarji said "ha, now I know your ATM pin number. It is '****'".
Second sardar replied, "haha...that is wrong. it is '3298'"
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 25, Feb 2005 6:50:53 PM IST
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his scecretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentleman, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair"
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 21, Feb 2005 9:29:02 AM IST
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
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lol rahs@telengana joke.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 18, Feb 2005 11:49:01 PM IST
HAsEEnOn kE cHakkAr mE mAt pADo mErE YAAr
pAsEEnA kYA sAb kUcH tUmHAArE cHUT jAAYEgA tUm sE
mErA kEHnA mAAnO AUr cHOD dE YE dEEWAAnAApAn
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 18, Feb 2005 8:31:02 AM IST
to phir aise kaho na ke bahaana doondne me busy hun aaz kal...;)
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 18, Feb 2005 8:11:56 AM IST
Yo Ananth...I do n't see u here much these days....busy ho kya?
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 18, Feb 2005 7:53:33 AM IST
LB, how is married life treating you? emiti kotta ga ee "meeru" lu...naaku ala piliste tidutunnatluga untundi...:)
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 18, Feb 2005 0:42:24 AM IST
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 17, Feb 2005 2:57:07 AM IST
:)
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 17, Feb 2005 9:02:59 AM IST
Priya, tum to nahin sudhroge @chacolate...:)
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 17, Feb 2005 2:40:04 AM IST
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