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| Man: "How's your history paper coming?"
Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful.
Man: "Really?"
Woman: "Yes! I've already located 17 people who sell them!"
Posted by: Murali za az At: 4, Jun 2005 0:02:25 AM IST
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
Posted by: Ever Green At: 3, Jun 2005 0:20:46 AM IST
Dad : What type of a Girl u want to marry ?
Son : I want to marry a girl who is *Intelligent *Well-Studied *Obeys Parents *Good-Looking
Dad :Then u have to marry 4 times. .......
Posted by: Miss gattupalli anusha At: 2, Jun 2005 11:33:04 PM IST
Q: So, why is it that married men gain weight and bachelors don't?
A: One theory -- remember, it's only a theory -- goes like this: Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing interesting, then go to bed. Married men go to the bed, see nothing interesting, then go to the refrigerator
Posted by: Murali za az At: 2, Jun 2005 11:07:51 PM IST
good jokes banny and anusha :)
Posted by: Ever Green At: 2, Jun 2005 10:08:14 PM IST
Teacher : Where does God live.
Sunny : Teacher God lives in my bathroom.
Teacher : How can you say that.
Sunny : Because every morning when I am in the bathroom, my mother bangs the door and says
"Oh god you are still in there". .......
Posted by: Miss gattupalli anusha At: 2, Jun 2005 9:46:42 PM IST
banny :))
seattle airport lo nenu first lo alaane choosedaani BILL GATES kanipiyakapotaadaa edo oka flight ekkutuu anukunnaa .. taruvaata ma vaaru chepparu atanu flight ekkalsina pani emi airport ki vachi own flight unadi ani :( ( appati nunchi nenu ee corner vanka choodatam ledu :P )
Posted by: Mrs. ♪ ♪ music ♪ ♪ At: 2, Jun 2005 9:44:55 PM IST
Why do cows have 'bells'?
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Bcos their 'horns' don't work!!
Hahahahahah....!! .......
Posted by: Miss gattupalli anusha At: 2, Jun 2005 9:22:40 PM IST
baagumdi muraLI :)
Posted by: Ever Green At: 2, Jun 2005 3:00:39 AM IST
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please."
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000."
The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."
The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"
"Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it do?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen him do anything, but the other monkeys call him the project manager."
Posted by: Murali za az At: 1, Jun 2005 7:51:25 PM IST
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