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| Ti^char : ne^nu porapaaTuna cheruvulo^ paDite^ e^m che^staaru?
pillalu : chu^stu^ ku^rchunTaamu
Ti^char : ade^miTi?
pillalu : mi^re^kadaa kashTapaDi paiki raavaalani cheppaaru
Posted by: Mr. Bhaskar At: 11, Apr 2006 8:26:41 PM IST
Good one---LOL
Posted by: DoBoy At: 11, Apr 2006 4:58:40 PM IST
keertiji, probably Indian movies too.
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 10, Apr 2006 8:21:45 PM IST
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
Here are a few scenes of social Tamil movies:-
>1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!LongLive Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, >what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no
bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations.He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang...the gangster dies... This was too much for our Newton to take! He was
completely shaken and decided to go back.
But he happened to see nother movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that >all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' f! inally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth
has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is
>smiling since it is virtually
>impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first
gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
>>Newton commits suicide...
courtesy yahoo frds.
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 10, Apr 2006 1:46:25 PM IST
prasaadam reDi^ ayyindaa inke^m ne^nu reDi^ tinaTaaniki
Posted by: Mr. Bhaskar At: 5, Apr 2006 2:55:34 PM IST
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 4, Apr 2006 12:19:08 PM IST
kadhabaagundanDi
Posted by: Mr. Bhaskar At: 5, Apr 2006 2:26:35 PM IST
I still doubt .
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 5, Apr 2006 1:35:01 PM IST
"naamavaachakamulu" ammaayalaku saMbhaMdiMchinavi. "kriyalu" dEvuDiki saMbhaMdiMchinavi.
I still doubt your "doubt" .Really you got "doubt" keertyji.
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 5, Apr 2006 12:46:07 PM IST
Posted by: Keerty At: 4, Apr 2006 3:28:54 PM IST
Is it your doubt or your uncle's?
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 4, Apr 2006 7:32:20 PM IST
Q: Why do boys go to temple ?
Pooja
Bhawna
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
... AND
Finally..... TRIPTI..... & THEN MUKTI.....
courtesy yahoo frds
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 4, Apr 2006 1:43:29 PM IST
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