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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | kita kitalu - JOKES :))))))) | |
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Posted by: Mr. sisndri s At: 27, Feb 2004 12:22:31 PM IST
A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
Posted by: Mr. sisndri s At: 27, Feb 2004 11:59:36 AM IST
I know why U R laughing Raj...LOLz
Posted by: UK At: 27, Feb 2004 11:46:10 AM IST
hahaha UK
Posted by: Saleem At: 27, Feb 2004 11:28:35 AM IST
Wahawa wahawa...BAAPU aa majaaka...Really great HUMAN being on thiz Planet earth...
Posted by: UK At: 27, Feb 2004 11:15:33 AM IST
A sardar was very fond of sensational and
detective novels, but he
always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar.
"TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about
its conclusion but also about its beginning
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 27, Feb 2004 11:03:57 AM IST
http://www.geocities.com/sivulinks/tp-flashjokes.html
Posted by: Mr. sisndri s At: 27, Feb 2004 10:51:27 AM IST
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 27, Feb 2004 5:48:08 AM IST
baharat pradama pourudu (president)
bharat davitiya pourudu (priminister)
iddaru chaala telivana vallu
they are still bachelors
Posted by: Mr. Nagesh Babu Adari At: 27, Feb 2004 2:25:39 AM IST
My wife has this irritating habit of spending her evenings going from bar to bar".
" Is she an alcoholic?"
No.She has this habit of looking for me".
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 26, Feb 2004 11:28:37 PM IST
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