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| Still Lallu will not have the chance.
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 3, Oct 2003 3:07:55 PM IST
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.
Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.
The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.
"A million dollars", he answered, "because I wish to donate it to M.I.T."
The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.
He asked for two million dollars. "I wish to give a million to my family, he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."
The last applicant was a Indian politician (Lallu Yadav).
When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked. The IndianPolitician replied, $1 million is for )you, I'll keep $1million, and we'll give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars."
Posted by: Mr. Kanna At: 3, Oct 2003 2:01:24 PM IST
This judge spent all his school days writing composition only. Now he become a nobleman ( due to previous experience}or noblejudge.
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 1, Oct 2003 5:02:45 PM IST
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation
said she was a schoolteacher.
The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a
schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight.
"Now sit down at that table and write: 'I will not pass through a red
light' five hundred times!!"
Posted by: Mr. Kanna At: 1, Oct 2003 3:07:56 PM IST
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