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| Love: a temporary insanity curable by marriage.
~Ambrose Bierce
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 4, Aug 2004 8:06:52 PM IST
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
~Hubert Humphrey
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 3, Aug 2004 1:18:37 AM IST
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
~George Burns
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 3, Aug 2004 0:58:37 AM IST
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 3, Aug 2004 0:49:06 AM IST
"" Frank: Jane, since I’ve met you I’ve not-iced things that I never knew were there before; birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights ""
— Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
Posted by: Mr. anand kumar At: 2, Aug 2004 9:10:02 PM IST
good one saila gaaru
Posted by: Mr. Subhash S At: 31, Jul 2004 2:42:42 AM IST
I am a little word
But I have a big meaning
I committ no offence
I cost nothing
I create friend ship
I give good will
I unlock doors
I open hearts
I dipel anger
Iam a foe to none
Iam a friend to all
You can use me "always"
Who am !?
I am a word called Courtesy.
andukE courtesy cost nothing
ani saameta vachchi vunt^undi
Posted by: Mrs. Saila Sarigala At: 30, Jul 2004 10:20:38 AM IST
The three most important events of human life are equally devoid of reason: birth, marriage and death.
~ Austin O'Malley
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 27, Jul 2004 8:42:48 AM IST
Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
~ H.L.Mencken, Senteniae 1920
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 27, Jul 2004 8:38:56 AM IST
Husbands: a small band of men, armed only with wallets, besieged by horde of wives and children.
~Natioanl Lampoon, 1979
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 27, Jul 2004 2:09:59 AM IST
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