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| General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are sitting in a train.
The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and Vajpayee are sitting
there looking perplexed. Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which
is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody
says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharaf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Madhuri is thinking: "Musharaf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."
Musharaf is thinking: "Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me."
Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again."
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 3, Oct 2002 10:32:49 AM IST
Nice one
Posted by: Mr. Ravi Kumar Guntuku At: 3, Oct 2002 10:22:34 AM IST
. A Sarder goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The Sarder then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The Sarder says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His Sarder boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sarder replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 3, Oct 2002 9:23:27 AM IST
good joke
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 28, Sep 2002 1:47:35 PM IST
a joke on politicians:
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one
afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed
into a tree in an old farmer's field.
Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then
proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and
asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you
know how the politicians lie."
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 28, Sep 2002 9:40:36 AM IST
Three Chemical Engineering students and three
COMPUTER ENGINEERING students are traveling by train
to a seminar. At the station, the three COMPUTER
ENGINEERING students each buy tickets and watch as
the three CHEMICAL ENGINEERING students buy only one
ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one
ticket?" asks a COMPUTER ENGINEERING student. "Watch
and you’ll see", answers a CHEMICAL ENGINEERING
student. They all board the train.
The COMPUTER ENGINEERING students take their
respective seats but all three CHEMICAL ENGINEERING
students cram into a restroom and close the door
behind them. Shortly after the train has departed,
the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket
please". The door opens just a little and a single
arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor
takes it and moves on. The COMPUTER ENGINEERING
students saw this and agreed it was a clever idea.
After the conference, the COMPUTER ENGINEERING
students decide to copy the CHEMICAL ENGINEERING
students
(.....as they know how.......) on the return trip
and save some money (being clever with money and
all). When they get to the station,they buy a single
ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment,
the CHEMICAL ENGINEERING students dont buy a ticket.
"How are you going to travel without a
ticket?" asks a COMPUTER ENGINEERING student. "Watch
and youll see," answers the CHEMICAL ENGINEERING
student.
When they board, the three COMPUTER ENGINEERING
students cram into a restroom and the three CHEMICAL
ENGINEERING students cram into another one nearby.
The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the
CHEMICAL ENGINEERING student leaves his restroom and
walks over to the restroom where the COMPUTER
ENGINEERING students are hiding. He knocks on the
door and says, "Ticket, please..." The door opens
just a little and a
single arm emerges with a ticket in hand the
CHEMICAL ENGINEERING student grabs the ticket and
runs to his restroom.
MORALE OF THE STORY: DONT IMITATE. BE INNOVATIVE.
Posted by: Mr. Rajasekhar Bhogi At: 27, Sep 2002 11:45:27 AM IST
what were gabbar singh's first word to his mother , when he was born????
A: "Kitney Aadmi they"
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 25, Sep 2002 4:55:45 PM IST
Santa Singh has to leave the city on business and he entrusts with his best friend, Banta Singh, the job of keeping an eye on his wife.
If anything out of the ordinary should occur, he was to be notified immediately.
After about a week of no news Santa Singh received a telegram: "The man who comes to visit your wife every night didn't show up yesterday
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 25, Sep 2002 4:50:39 PM IST
There are lovers sitting at the cafe.
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover, "Can't you see the warning written on the cigar packet? Smoking is injurious to health!"
The boy replies back "I am a software engineer. We don't worry about warnings. We only worry about errors!"
Posted by: Mrs. Sree At: 23, Sep 2002 5:10:30 PM IST
RAVI:I bought new car.
ARUN:I also bought a new car.
RAVI:My car is Maruthi.
ARUN:I don't know the name but it starts with T
RAVI:Your car starts with TEA, but my car starts with PETROL.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 23, Sep 2002 11:43:43 AM IST
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