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| Different stages a man face during his life
Before finding a Girl.....................Superman
After finding a Girl......................Spiderman
After Engaging with a Girl................Gentleman
After Marrying a Girl.....................Watchman
5 Years after marriage ...................Doberman !!!!
Posted by: Murali za az At: 25, May 2005 3:09:36 AM IST
Lady drinking Coke, macchar falls in. Lady takes it
out.
Macchar say “MAA !” lady ask why did you called ma “MAA”
macchar say “Main teri coke se nikla hoon MAA!".
Posted by: Murali za az At: 24, May 2005 2:33:03 AM IST
The Movie Gavaskar - Posted by Srikanti Rupaa
When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in
Australia called "Gavaskar", he is very happy. He plans to watch it and
gets a ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he manages to
get a ticket and very happily he goes to see the movie.
But when he comes out of the cinema he is very angry!
He goes straight to the director of the movie and says, "What do you mean
by this? You named your movie `Gavaskar`, but didn't show anything about
me in it!".
The director of the movie laughs and says, "So now you understand the
problem? You people too made a movie called `Border`, but did you show
anything about Allan Border in it?"
Posted by: Ever Green At: 17, May 2005 3:53:25 AM IST
check ur tp inbox murali :)
Posted by: Ever Green At: 29, Mar 2005 9:40:28 PM IST
#Posted by: Chudu Choodu At: 28, Mar 2005 9:43:34 PM IST#
#good old barber in Miami in US#
CC
if you still have that email,can you pls fwd it 2me :-))
Posted by: Murali za az At: 29, Mar 2005 9:04:39 PM IST
Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.
One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess.
The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.
As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No.
She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"
Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was
his. The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."
The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?"
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!". So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!
Enjoy!!
:)
Posted by: Ever Green At: 29, Mar 2005 9:01:21 PM IST
LOL chudu..good one.
:D
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 29, Mar 2005 4:09:38 AM IST
thanks bhaskar ji :)
Posted by: Ever Green At: 29, Mar 2005 0:06:05 AM IST
Posted by: Chudu Choodu At: 28, Mar 2005 9:43:34 PM IST
good joke:)
Posted by: Mr. Bhaskar At: 28, Mar 2005 11:49:42 PM IST
There is a good old barber in Miami in US.
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to
Pay the barber and the barber replies: 'I am sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I am doing a Community Service'.
Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank
You Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he
again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves
the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank
you Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.
A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay. The Barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he
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A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts
of forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut.
Posted by: Ever Green At: 28, Mar 2005 8:43:34 PM IST
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