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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | One day C.M ga chance vasthe???? | |
| PM chance eppudu vastunda ani alochista
Posted by: Pavan At: 2, Oct 2002 9:12:59 PM IST
nake ayite CM ga 4 hours chalandi rastranni docheyyadaniki...
but manchi cheeyyalante matuku minmum one year kavali..
becaz ippudu vunna chetta (muncipaliti & rajakeeyanakulu) teeyatanike 6 months padudtunidi
Posted by: Mr. Jyothi Prakash v At: 2, Oct 2002 9:15:29 AM IST
Nenu kanaka One day C.M ayaithe e kaalaani akkaditho aapestha....
Posted by: Mr. Manish Kumar N At: 21, Sep 2002 8:18:41 PM IST
Bhale bhaleee neene kanuka C.M aithe ayyyo CM antee Cheif Minister lendi tappuga ardam chesukookandi.
Sare mothaniki neenu C.M ayyanu (ayyanu lendi) oka aidu (5 min) aalochistaa emanna manchi chesina naa opposition vallu I mean Amrish Puri lanti villians nannu champataniki try chestaru ainaa mothaniki neenu chala telivi tetalu upayoginchi vadini champutaa, kaani ee champukodalu champadalu enduku.
Neenu CM kaaganee ekkada ekkada santakalu pedithe money vastundo choostaa, naa 24 hours schedule.
Hour 1: Pramana sweekaram, andari pedda vallani parichayam chesukovadam, PM ki phone chesi "hello vaj bhai kaisee ho" ani.
Hour 2: Naa best friend koncham telivi takkuva lendi vadini naa PS (sectretary) ga chesukuntaaa. Vadi peru "Venu". Nuvvu enthaina kottesinaa danilo koncham anna naaku istadu anee nammakam undi. Naa frnd kada.
HOur 3: Manchi pani cheyaleemu kada, so AP lo unna koteeswarulai, pedda pedda nayakulani rajakeya dongalni vaadu veedu anee difff leekundaa andariki teligram ichi intiki rammantaanu.
Hour 4,5,6: Vallu vachesariki ee project lo entha comission vastundi sectariat lo unna employees adigi kanukkuntaa. Prepare all docs
Hour 7,8,9,10. Meeting with all important people and meeting with swiss bank manager to open a high level "L1" account.
Hour 11,12,13,14,15: Meet with ministers and VIP's whom we (me and my frnd) invited meet with them and keep doc in front of them and seek as much as possible as commision.
Hour 16,17,18,19: Make all the bills to pass and act immediately my plans.
Hour 20,21: Thanks party and move all my crores of money to swiss account "GO to Hell".
Hour 22: Chinna korika undeedi Bhomika tho kasepu kaburlu cheppukovalani, ippati varaku tanu naaku telusu kaani bhomika kee neenu teliyadu. CM ayyanu kabatti neenu evaro telustundi manchi kaburlu cheppukoni iddaram kalasi photo teesukuntaanu.
Hour 23: Evaru edi korukunna kaadu ananu. Prajala kastalu vintanu (emi cheyaleenu kaani koncham anil kapoor style kottali kada)
Hour 24: Malli oka sari verify chesukuntanu neenu anni correct ga chesanani.
Hour 25: Hyd to SFO flight ekki america ki vachesthaaa.
Ventanee "media" lo naa peru mari mrogi potundi, world wide all political leaders are astonished with my work. People around globe talk about who the heck this "kesava" is??? Amazing how can he do in a day. Wow outstanding. Ani time magazine, ABC network and CNN sahitam broadcaste my work.
Sare ippudu meeku prasnaa...neenu emi chesanu? what would I have done in a gap of 10 hours which made me a famous personality.
Baaga aalo chinchi inka chinchi cheppandi, correct ga cheppina variki neenu kottesina danilo 50% isthaa.
Chinchandiiiiii....yahooooooooo
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Posted by: Mr. Kesava Kumar Grandhi At: 5, Sep 2002 1:43:16 PM IST
Bhale bhaleee neene kanuka C.M aithe ayyyo CM antee Cheif Minister lendi tappuga ardam chesukookandi.
Sare mothaniki neenu C.M ayyanu (ayyanu lendi) oka aidu (5 min) aalochistaa emanna manchi chesina naa opposition vallu I mean Amrish Puri lanti villians nannu champataniki try chestaru ainaa mothaniki neenu chala telivi tetalu upayoginchi vadini champutaa, kaani ee champukodalu champadalu enduku.
Neenu CM kaaganee ekkada ekkada santakalu pedithe money vastundo choostaa, naa 24 hours schedule.
Hour 1: Pramana sweekaram, andari pedda vallani parichayam chesukovadam, PM ki phone chesi "hello vaj bhai kaisee ho" ani.
Hour 2: Naa best friend koncham telivi takkuva lendi vadini naa PS (sectretary) ga chesukuntaaa. Vadi peru "Venu". Nuvvu enthaina kottesinaa danilo koncham anna naaku istadu anee nammakam undi. Naa frnd kada.
HOur 3: Manchi pani cheyaleemu kada, so AP lo unna koteeswarulai, pedda pedda nayakulani rajakeya dongalni vaadu veedu anee difff leekundaa andariki teligram ichi intiki rammantaanu.
Hour 4,5,6: Vallu vachesariki ee project lo entha comission vastundi sectariat lo unna employees adigi kanukkuntaa. Prepare all docs
Hour 7,8,9,10. Meeting with all important people and meeting with swiss bank manager to open a high level "L1" account.
Hour 11,12,13,14,15: Meet with ministers and VIP's whom we (me and my frnd) invited meet with them and keep doc in front of them and seek as much as possible as commision.
Hour 16,17,18,19: Make all the bills to pass and act immediately my plans.
Hour 20,21: Thanks party and move all my crores of money to swiss account "GO to Hell".
Hour 22: Chinna korika undeedi Bhomika tho kasepu kaburlu cheppukovalani, ippati varaku tanu naaku telusu kaani bhomika kee neenu teliyadu. CM ayyanu kabatti neenu evaro telustundi manchi kaburlu cheppukoni iddaram kalasi photo teesukuntaanu.
Hour 23: Evaru edi korukunna kaadu ananu. Prajala kastalu vintanu (emi cheyaleenu kaani koncham anil kapoor style kottali kada)
Hour 24: Malli oka sari verify chesukuntanu neenu anni correct ga chesanani.
Hour 25: Hyd to SFO flight ekki america ki vachesthaaa.
Ventanee "media" lo naa peru mari mrogi potundi, world wide all political leaders are astonished with my work. People around globe talk about who the heck this "kesava" is??? Amazing how can he do in a day. Wow outstanding. Ani time magazine, ABC network and CNN sahitam broadcaste my work.
Sare ippudu meeku prasnaa...neenu emi chesanu? what would I have done in a gap of 10 hours which made me a famous personality.
Baaga aalo chinchi inka chinchi cheppandi, correct ga cheppina variki neenu kottesina danilo 50% isthaa.
Chinchandiiiiii....yahooooooooo
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Posted by: Mr. Kesava Kumar Grandhi At: 5, Sep 2002 12:20:33 PM IST
ohh good.Appreciate ur frankness....
sreeni
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 5, Sep 2002 10:13:06 AM IST
adi movie andi reality lo yem cheyaleru...
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 4, Sep 2002 11:09:57 PM IST
Only one day kadhaa Oke okkadu movie lo laa desaaniki emanna chedhdhamu ani alochistharemo???????????
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 4, Sep 2002 10:04:47 PM IST
Next P.M chance kosam choostha..mari meeru
Posted by: Mr. Manish Kumar N At: 4, Sep 2002 8:57:45 PM IST
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