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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | ####### Oh woman!!! ######## | |
| ok andi. u r welcome
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 11, Sep 2002 4:12:50 PM IST
I have no mood now to contradict this. I wish I could come up with a parady to this.
Posted by: Ms. Prasanthi Uppalapati At: 10, Sep 2002 11:46:58 PM IST
Oh! Woman!!
if you are well dressed, she thinks you're a playboy
if you are not, she thimks you are a begger
if you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
if you don't you're not a man
if you praise her, she thinks you are a liar
if you don't, you are good for nothing
if you visit her often, she thinks you are boring
if you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
if you visit another, she accuses you of being hell
if she is visit by another, "oh! it's natural, we are girls."
if you are a minute late, she complains, "it's hard to
wait."
if you come on time, for hours she makes you wait
if you propose love within a brief time, you're a fresh guy
if you propose later, she wonders why?
if you are jealous, she says it is bad
if you are not, she doubts your love, and is not glad
if you attempt romance, she thinks you don't respect her
if you don't, she thinks you don't like her
if you listen, she wants you to talk
if you talk, she wants you to listen
Oh!! Woman!!!
so simple, yet so complex
so weak, yet so powerful
so confusing, yet so desirable
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 10, Sep 2002 1:57:01 PM IST
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