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well this is my real life story.... I work for an MNC and this happened in the first week of my Job....... One day my receiptionist rang up and said one MS.SUNITA wants to speak to you. Being new I thought she might be a colleague and started talking without asking further details......... In a maater of seconds she asks me "By what time you are going to come home".... .....ZAP..... But still I answer " by 6 pm" She then says "Ok then I will be ready by 5.30 and waiting for you"......am about to faint...... "Don't forget darling.."'' The phone handle drops out....its too much for me.... Still I pick up the phone and then I hear "Don't forget we are booked for at Taj" Now I realize that this could not be me....So I call up the reception and ask for help....She asks me........ "you are Harish Prasad..right"""" "Sorry Ma'am I am not......" Then I come to know that My neighbour had almost similar experience. .... .... .... His name is Hari Nair...... My name is Prasad.......... the Original person in Question was Harish Prasad. The receptionist was also new to the company. Well I thought this was one of those experiences and had a hearty laugh....... Next day I receive a call......The man on the other hand asks me "Are you sumanth"..... "Sorry Sir, I am not....I don't think there is anyone with that name in our company...Blah....Blah......" Sometime later same phone......same sequence....only caller change "Are you Srinu" "Sorry Sir...Blah...Blah......." Well friends I could tolerate 4-5 such calls...and then the big tummy could not hold anymore and I went to blast our receiptionsit....she patiently listens everything I had to say and replies......... I also could not relate the names to anyone else and so I transfer to you Well after some time We realised the whole confusion is because of my name which in its original form is "Katakam Sreerama chandra Vara Prasad" and due to an accident has been shortend to "K.S.R.CH.V.Prasad" Well if you think thats the end of teh story....pity me.....In this world of recession in the past one year we had 7 receptionists change....and god help me.....

Posted by: Mr. sreeram katakam At: 9, Oct 2002 8:48:21 PM IST

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Posted by: Mr. kalyan chakravarthy chalasani At: 8, Oct 2002 5:33:59 PM IST

mee joke chala baagundandi raghu garu navvakunda vundaleka poyaamu

Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 8, Oct 2002 5:11:03 PM IST

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Posted by: ChandramSetti ChandraSekhar At: 8, Oct 2002 4:58:22 PM IST

And world’s funniest joke is.. London, Oct. 3: After a year of painstaking scientific research, the world’s funniest joke was revealed on Thursday. In a project described as the largest-ever scientific study into humour, the British Association for the Advancement of Science asked Internet users around the world to submit their favourite jokes and rate the funniness of other people’s offerings. More than 40,000 jokes from 70 countries and two million critiques later, this is it: “Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, “Ok, now what?” Researchers found significant differences between nations in the types of jokes they found funny. People from the United Kingdom, the Republic of Ireland, Australia and New Zealand preferred gags involving word play, such as: Patient: “Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum.” Doctor: “I’ve got some cream for that.” Americans and Canadians favoured jokes where people were made to look stupid. Texan: “Where are you from?” Harvard Grad: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.” Texan: “OK — where are you from, jackass?” Many Europeans liked gags that were surreal or made light of serious subjects such as illness, death and marriage: A patient says, “Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: ‘Could you please pass the butter?’ “But instead I said: ‘You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.’” Marriage-mocking also featured in the top American joke: “A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. “He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: ‘Wow that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man.’ “The man then replies: ‘Yeah, well, we were married 35 years.’” Death earned big laughs in Scotland: “I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.” And animals figured prominently. Take the number one joke in England: “Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, ‘I slept with your mother!’ “The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. “The first again yells, ‘I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!’ “The other says: ‘Go home dad, you’re drunk.’” The survey revealed other fun facts: — Of the countries rating the highest number of jokes, Germans, perhaps surprisingly, laughed the most. Canadians laughed least. — If you want to tell a funny animal joke, make it a duck. — The most frequently submitted joke, at 300 times, was: “What’s brown and sticky? A stick.” Researchers said no one ever found it funny.

Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 4, Oct 2002 4:30:59 PM IST

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" The barman says "Yes, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?" Bush : "We're planning world war 3" The guy : "Really? What's going to happen?" Vajpayee : "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman." The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!" So Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you, none would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 4, Oct 2002 3:26:13 PM IST

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