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Cigarette : A pinch of tobaco rolled in paper with
fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe , you know more
than you actually do.
Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day
internationals are more popular than a five day
test..
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his
bachelor degree and womangains her master.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eifel tower
says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last
letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in
word OPPORTUNITY.
College: A place where some pursue learning and
others learn pursuing.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die
rich.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the
notes of the lecturer to the notes of the
students without passing through "the minds of
either".
Opportunists : One who starts having a bath when
he/she accidently falls in a river ...
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by
the number present...
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a
way that everybody beleives he got the biggest pi! ece
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Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine
will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before
marriage .
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Office : A place where you can relax after your
sternous home life.
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing
individually and sit to decide that nothing can
be done together.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections
and your confidence after.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in
such a way that you actually look forward to the
trip.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Posted by: Mr. srinivasa jayaram mellacheruvu At: 18, Oct 2002 9:30:51 PM IST
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