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| hahha...gr8.....here goes another joke..
sardar goes to an interview for a job!!
there he has got his application form!
one of th questions in it are...
SALARY EXPECTED _________
for which he says "YES"
Posted by: Mr. RAJESH M At: 8, Nov 2002 9:38:16 PM IST
10Q
Mr.Nagesh babu
Gangs
D U B A I
Posted by: Mr. Gangadhar Perumalla At: 8, Nov 2002 9:25:04 PM IST
LOL Gangs. Nice joks
Posted by: Mr. Nagesh Babu Adari At: 8, Nov 2002 9:22:56 PM IST
How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.!
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested. Then God
created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Posted by: Mr. Gangadhar Perumalla At: 8, Nov 2002 8:36:10 PM IST
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day while they were walking passed the hospital swimming pool, John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in and saved him. He swam to the bottom of the pool and pulled John out.
The medical director came to know of David's heroic act. He immediately ordered that David be discharged from the Mental Hospital, as he considered him to be OK.
The Doctor said, 'We have good news and bad news for you, David! The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient you must be mentally stable. The bad news is that John, hung himself in the bathroom and died.' David replied, 'Doctor, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to
dry.'
Gangs
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Posted by: Mr. Gangadhar Perumalla At: 1, Nov 2002 3:44:25 AM IST
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one ?"
Posted by: Mr. Gangadhar Perumalla At: 27, Oct 2002 10:12:10 PM IST
One day a florist went to his neighborhood barbershop for a haircut.
When he goes to pay the barber and the barber replied: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. As a community service, each day I cut the hair of my first twelve customers for free." The florist was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
The next day a policeman went to the same barbershop for a haircut. When he goes to pay the barber, the barber replied: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. As a community service, each day I cut the hair of my first twelve customers for free." The policeman was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
On the third day, a Indian guy goes to the barber shop for a haircut. When he goes to pay the barber, and the barber again replied: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. As a community service, each day I cut the hair of my first twelve customers for free." The Indian guy was, of course, very happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he found?
A dozen Indian people waiting for a free haircut.
Gangs
D U B A I
Posted by: Mr. Gangadhar Perumalla At: 27, Oct 2002 10:02:15 PM IST
How God made Indians:
When God first created the earth, he was an amateur in making Human beings. This did not deter him however so he pressed on. He made the first batch of humans into the oven but he took them out too late so they were pretty burnt so he put this batch in Africa, next batch he took out too soon so he put them in America and Europe. The third batch came out absolutely perfect and he put this batch in India!
Gangs
D U B A I
Posted by: Mr. Gangadhar Perumalla At: 27, Oct 2002 9:20:48 PM IST
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Posted by: Mr. Nagendra Reddy At: 27, Oct 2002 5:49:11 PM IST
The top six reasons computers must be female:
1. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
2. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
4. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
5. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER SIX REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
6. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
Gangs
D U B A I
Posted by: Mr. Gangadhar Perumalla At: 27, Oct 2002 3:35:53 PM IST
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