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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Hi-Tech fever | |
| nice joke Mr.kiran kumar.Keep it up.
Posted by: Mr srinivas Talari At: 15, Nov 2002 1:26:32 PM IST
The Hi-Tech fever is catching up everywhere,
even the devalokam is not spared.
The following are the revised portfolios of our mythological characters:
Brahma : Systems Installation
Vishnu : Systems Support
Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant(SAP)
Shiva : DBA (crash specialist)
Ganesh : Documentation specialist
Narada : Data Transfer
Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer.
Yama : ReOrganisation Consultant
ChitraGupta : Personnel Records
Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses
Devas : Y2k Programmers
Surya : Solaris adminstrator
Rakshasas : In house Hackers
Ram : Hardware Support - single user specialist
Lakshman : Support software and Backup
Hanuman : RS6000
Vali : Windows 98
Sugreeva : Win 95
Jambhavan : DOS
Vishwamitra : Sr.Manager Projects
Hastinapur : Silicon Valley
Arjun : Lead Programmer
Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer
Draupadi : Web server - free access(Shareware)
Bhima : MAIN FRAME
Duryodhan : Microsoft product written in VB Shakuni : Grandfather of Viruses
SriKrishna : Bill Gates
Karna : Contract Programmer
Shikandi : Steve Jobbs
100 Kauravas: Microsoft Service Packs and Patches
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 24, Oct 2002 3:27:03 PM IST
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