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CM Chandra Babu Naidu: Chicken road cross cheyadanni memu teevram ga khandistunnamu. Andhra Pradesh anni vidhala munduku povalante manamu chickens road cross cheyadamu aapali.Indukosam' chicken-road' pathakanni prakatistunnamu. Ee pathakamu sariga amalu cheyalante, andhra pradesh loni adapaduchulandaru munduku ravalani manavi chesukuntunnanu.
Posted by: Mr. praveen ponnamreddy At: 12, Nov 2002 11:48:18 PM IST
baagundi venkateswar rao gaaru..
menaka gandhi & abdul kalam were too good :)
Posted by: Mrs. Sandhya At: 1, Nov 2002 1:03:39 PM IST
The famous question... "Why did the chicken cross
the
road ?" when put before a few Indian
personalities(?)...
Well...this is what they Zimply had to say.....
Question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Azharuddin:"I am totally innocent, you know, I'm
unnecessarily being dragged into this,
you
know, because I'm from the
minority..... I
neither know the chicken nor the road,
you know...."
Deve Gowda:"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....mmmm...mm... chicken ???
Thanks, I'll have it later !! mm..
snooore... .....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Fernandes:"I am deeply hurt that this question is
being asked after my 40 clean years of public
life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!"
Mulayam:"I demand a 50% reservation of the road for
the chicken class, so that they can cross the road
freely without their motives being
questioned"
Abdul Kalam:"Yes, why did the chickens cross the road?
... please tell me why? .. they
crossed to go to the other side of the road...
now repeat after me ...."
Advani:"I see the hands of Pakistan in this ..."
Vatal Nagaraj:"No Tamil or outside chickens will be
allowed to cross our roads, our roads are
meant only for Kanadiga chickens!".
Bal Thackrey:"Chickens crossing the roads is
against our culture, my followers (goondas) will
stone all such chickens which cross the road".
Jayalalitha:"From reliable sources I've got the
information that the chicken belongs to
Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross
the road to create law & order problems. The
chicken has now been imprisoned under POTO".
Mamta Baneerji:"Ib I'm made Union Railbay minstaar,
I bill chee that chickans will trable
by train... no cross road anymoore!".
A.K Antony:"Zimmmmply! ...that's a question you
should ask Karunakuran..Heee, heee."
Amitabh Bhachan:"The chicken has crossed the
road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure..."
Sonia Ghandhi:"That the chicken crossed the road
clearly demonstrates the fact that the
people and chicken have lost confidence in the
Government. The Government should own
moral responsibility and resign!!!"
Venkata Naidu:"We are very sure of the fact that
the chicken did not cross the road. It's
a conspiracy by the congress to bring
the Government down. The poor chicken
has been made a scapegoat in this whole
issue"
Surjeet:"We are adopting a wait and watch policy.
We have convened a meeting of the third front
today. We will decide the future course of
action after the chicken comes back.."
Menaka Gandhi:"Chicken crossed the road alone...!!
If a vehicle had passed over it, we would
have lost one of our dearest creature.
Ban all vehicles from using the road.
Protect our chickens..."
Salman Khan:"I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was
not intentional ... It was accidental
(Hic!)... ... you're now asking this question
to me only because I'm a celebrity(Hic!)".
Abu Salem:"Hmmm delicious chicken ... Monica
darling want a bite ... now what was that question!?"
Posted by: Mr. Venkateswara Rao Kommaraju At: 1, Nov 2002 12:11:30 PM IST
hmm that was good. welcome to tp.com Shankar gaaru..
Posted by: Mrs. Sandhya At: 1, Nov 2002 10:07:14 AM IST
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