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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | sardar joke(s)-2 | |
| i want to tell u a joke abt sardar what i knew
onw sardarji was irritated of being fooled by everybody n decided to make some people fools and oneday he announced that he would show "sun" in the "night" and asked people to come to a ceratain place.
he wanted to give a surprise to the visitors and switched of the light.
n suddenly he switched on the line and found the place is filled with thousand of sardarjis.
Posted by: Mr. siva prasada rao krosuri At: 11, Nov 2002 4:10:08 PM IST
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him
and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 11, Nov 2002 12:51:51 PM IST
How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 9, Nov 2002 1:16:07 PM IST
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 9, Nov 2002 12:31:05 PM IST
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he
came to the column
Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled
there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
(aithe one year old (nenu raakamunupativi) jokes annee naaku pampinchara)
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 9, Nov 2002 12:02:11 PM IST
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?"asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home."
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 9, Nov 2002 11:11:58 AM IST
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing'
Sardar answered ' No I am Banta Singh!'
Another guy came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered ' No No Me Banta Singh!'
Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach He went and asked him ' Are you Relak Singh?'
The other Sardar was much educated and answered 'Yes I am relaxing.'
The Sardar slapped him on his face and said 'Salay, Sab tere ko wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha hai?'
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 9, Nov 2002 10:49:11 AM IST
hahahhaha lol
Posted by: Saleem At: 9, Nov 2002 2:49:26 AM IST
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.
They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..We’ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" that was a difficult question indeed.
Suddenly Banta Singh replied,"No problem! We’ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed."
All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surd replied,
"OH! THAT'S ALL RIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BYCHANCE WE
TAKE OVER USA???"
Posted by: Mr. Indra Kumar M At: 9, Nov 2002 2:01:03 AM IST
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