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| ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Posted by: Mrs. Ramadevi Chilveri At: 22, May 2003 1:57:32 PM IST
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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 19, May 2003 1:54:56 PM IST
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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 8:01:35 AM IST
Once Santa Singh decided to go to London. He arranged for the flight tickets in bussiness class. When he was about to leave home, Santa's close friend Banta Singh gave him an advice, "Oye, plane vich jedi pehli seat tenu vikhe, ode utte bain jaain, varna tenu dooji seat nahio milni" (occupy the very first seat u spot and don't get up from it, or else you'll not get a seat again). Santa Singh absorbed it word by word left for the airport.
Once in the plane, he grabbed the very first seat he saw. After few minutes, the guy whose seat it actually was came and requested Santa to get up but Santa refused to do so. He called the airhostess. She too was unable to make Santa understand.
This continued for quite some time until it was time to take off. When the pilot heard the noise, he came out of the cockpit. He too tried to pacify Santa but Santa just wouldn't relent. The flight was getting delayed and every one was highly frustrated. Just then a young guy who had been watching all this from a small distance away, got up and went up to the pilot. He told the pilot that he could actually make Santa see reason but would charge Rs 100 for the job.
Pilot gladly shelled the amount. The guy then went up to Santa and wispered something in his ear. The result! Snata got up in a hurry and sat on his own seat. Everybody was mightily relieved. After an hour, the curosity grew better of the pilot and he emerged from his cockpit to ask the young guy as to what the trick was.
Young guy played smart this time as well and demanded another 100 bucks for the answer. Pilot happily parted with the sum. The guy quickly pocketing the money explained, "All I told him was that sardarji ye waala dabba Amritsar pe kat jaayega" (this boggie will be detached at Amritsar station).
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Apr 2003 12:21:41 PM IST
For un-initiated...
Letter from mother to son Santa Singh.
Pyare Puttar, Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast. We do not live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I wont be able to send you the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they would not have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I am not sure it works too well. Last week I put 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since then. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained 3 days, and the second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. We got another bill from the funeral home. It said if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral, he will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery . Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle Jatinder fell in a whisky vat. Some men tried pulling him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. There is not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. LoveMom. P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, Apr 2003 3:22:53 PM IST
Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, Apr 2003 3:20:00 PM IST
'Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise building. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.' 'Why did you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. 'I am not your son.' 'I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, Apr 2003 3:09:04 PM IST
ommmmmmm
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, Apr 2003 2:52:09 PM IST
TY :)
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Nov 2002 3:13:47 PM IST
nice one..
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 22, Nov 2002 3:11:47 PM IST
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