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| PAKISTANI MATHS QUESTION PAPER
i) Students found copying will be shot on the spot.
ii) Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the exam starts
will
be forced to join Al Qayda group .
iii) Ak 47 -s and Grenades are not allowed in the exam hall. Students
may keep their daggers,Revolvers and pack of anthrax bombs only
for self defense.
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Maths Exam Time till you complete for full Marks 100
All questions are compulsory.
1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder. He has 7 wives in his house.
Abdul distributed money to his wives in such a proportion that the
youngest and most recent wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets
minimum, and each wife gets double of her former competitor. Abdul has
1700 Rupaye left in
his house. Abdul's oldest wife needs atleast 25 rupaye per month. Find
out the
time when Abdul will have to break Jail to come out and earn money so
that
his wives do not starve.
2. Karim is a Drug seller. Prices per gram of Marijuana, hashish,
heroin and LHD are 50, 60,70,80 Rupaye respectively. Karim offers a
discount of
Rupaye
20 for his buyers who buys more than 50 grams of drug. If Rahim , a
buyer
gets Rupaye 37 discount , find out the grams of LHD he bought.
3. Imran tampers the ball thrice per over. He deforms the ball .02% of
its
original shape each time . Find the percentage deformation the ball
due
to
tampering in a one day series against India in which Imran bowled 9.3
overs.
4. Mohammed has a Company named Al Allah Kidnapping & Murder Private
Limited. He has to threat 10 people per day over Telephone. 40% of the
people he threats are cinema stars in Mumbai, 30% are Businessman in
Delhi,
20% are Cricket Players in Madras and 10% are shopkeepers in Calcutta
.
IF
ISD charges are Rupaye 15, 25, 40, 50 per minute from Mohammed's city
Islamabad to Bombay, Delhi, Calcutta and Madras respectively and he
gets
a
Telephone bill of 10,230 Rupaye in a month. Find out The No of Cinema
stars
in Mumbai , threatened in that particular month.
5. A terrorist group has to provide one AK 47, one AK 49,one Rocket
Launcher,
50 Grenades and one pack of RDX to its recruits for training .One AK
47
costs 100$; One Ak 49 costs 150 $ ,A Bazuka rocket Launcher costs 250
$
,
grenade is 3 $ each , a pack of RDX Bomb attached with remote Control
is
500
$. The terrorist group admitts 2000 new people every year out of which
30 %
are court-martialed . Find the amt of Foreign Money Pakistan Govt has
to
provide each year to run such a group.
6. If stabilty of democratic Govt. in Pakistan is given by the
following
equation X exp3 +X exp2 -16 = i ; Find out x.
7. Probaliblity of a Pakistani prime minister to be shot is 78
%. Probabilty
of a Military general to be shot is 80 % . FInd the joint probability
of
a
Prime minister to be shot who is also a Military general.
8) Find out geometrically the area of Paktunistaan using PI Theorem
with
Osama Bin Laden's Correction (That is taking he value of PI = 786
instead of
3.14....), if Paktunistaan is taken as a heptagon.
9) A 'GHAURI' missile tries to fly from Drass to Kargil which is not
too
far
from Drass (say 100 miles) and is exactly to the East of Drass . The
wind is
blowing from the South and the speed of the wind is exactly equal to
the
speed of the airplane. (The speed of the airplane is measured with
respect
to the air!) The pilot decides to steer straight to Kargil
all the time during the flight. Will the airplane ever reach Kargil ?
What if the speed of the wind is k times the speed of the airplane,
where k
is a positive number (can be greater or less than 1)? Try to sketch
the
trajectory of the airplane (with respect to the ground, of course) in
each
of the three cases: k=1, k1 and k(1.
10) Briefly discuss the Unsolved problem of "Bisection of a Triangle"
with a
Compass and an unmarked ruler if the triangle is named as KASMIR.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 14, Nov 2002 10:37:31 AM IST
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