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| The articles are sexy,Rajesh
Posted by: Mr. Vishal At: 19, Nov 2002 0:06:03 AM IST
Love Proposal!
To,
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us.
Later, based on your performance,I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo
Manager HR
Posted by: Mr. RAJESH M At: 18, Nov 2002 11:39:46 PM IST
History teacher: Ravi, What did Alexander do after he had taken his first step into India?
Ravi: Sir, he took his second step.
Posted by: Mr. RAJESH M At: 18, Nov 2002 11:37:01 PM IST
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
1. Religion
2. Royalty
3. Sex
4. Mystery
The prize-winning essay read:
'My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it!"
Posted by: Mr. RAJESH M At: 18, Nov 2002 11:27:54 PM IST
Kala-sandhya idhdharu vunte postings gabagaba post ayyevi ippudemiti intha slow ga vasthunnaye??????????
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 18, Nov 2002 5:40:40 PM IST
naa doubt ni divert cheyyadaniki try chesthundhi kalaa nenu oppukonu,
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 18, Nov 2002 5:37:27 PM IST
asale abadhdhamga kanipisthundhi ee roju ilanti abadhdhalu chellavu
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 18, Nov 2002 4:08:46 PM IST
nenu indaake collegues andari box thineesi vachanandee...
Posted by: Mrs. Sandhya At: 18, Nov 2002 4:06:16 PM IST
oh ante mundhu sandhyani pampinchala kala ni pampinchala ani alochinchi kala ni pampinchesavaa sandhyaa........papam alasipoyenatlu vunnaru meeru kooda tea or coffee thagi randeeeee
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 18, Nov 2002 4:01:47 PM IST
ikkada andaru unnaru kani "ippuduuu asalu vishayam emiti kala garu"
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 18, Nov 2002 4:01:19 PM IST
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