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General Forum: Love | | Men's Guide to what Women really mean | |
| "You want." = You want.
"We need." = I want.
"It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
"Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later.
"We need to talk." = I need to complain.
"Sure . . . go ahead." = I don't want you to.
"I'm not upset." = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
"You're . . . so manly." = You need a shave and you sweat too much.
"This kitchen is so inconvenient." = I want a new house.
"I want new curtains." = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.
"I need shoes." = The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
"I heard a noise." = I noticed you were almost asleep.
"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like.
"I'll be ready in a minute." = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
"You have to learn to communicate." = Just agree with me.
"Yes." = No.
"No." = No.
"Maybe." = No.
"I'm sorry." = You'll be sorry.
"Do you like this recipe?" = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
"Was that the baby?" = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
"I'm not yelling!" = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
"All we're going to buy is a soap dish." = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 21, Nov 2002 4:41:45 PM IST
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