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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 19, May 2003 1:52:06 PM IST
This Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" (What Sardarji? Are you afraid of the cinema?).
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "( I am an intelligent(?) man, I know it is a movie, but does that animal know?)
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 1:25:03 PM IST
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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 8:01:54 AM IST
The collector asked Banta Singh for his rail ticket. Banta Singh searched his pockets but could not find it. 'Never mind,' reassured the collector, ' I will take your word that you bought your ticket.' 'That is very kind of you,' replied Banta Singh, 'but if I don't find it, I want to know where to get off.'
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, Apr 2003 3:09:28 PM IST
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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, Apr 2003 2:51:41 PM IST
A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,
"Abey saale! Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,
"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!
Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"
The Sardarji shouted back,
"And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No.", replied the Managing Director.
"Good!", replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!
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One train which was going peacefully on the rail
tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to
the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks.
The passengers were horrified.
At the next railway station the driver was caught.
He was found to be a Sardar.
He was questioned. He explained that there was
a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving
from there even after lots of honks, etc.
The authorities questioned:
"Sardarji are you mad!
Just to save the life of one person you put the lives
of so many passengers in danger!?
You should have run over that person."
Sardarji said:
"Exactly! That is what I also decided,
but this idiot started running towards
the field when the train came very close!"
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A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car
which had done more than 100,000 kms. Since no body
was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to
have the mileage meter reading reduced to around
30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly.The sardar
liked the idea.
A few weeks later the same friend met
him and enquired whether he was able to dispose off
his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells
a car which has done only 30000 kms!
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Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He had to
get off on station that came up at 4 am. He asked the
guy sitting opposite him on the train to wake him up
at 4 am and gave him Rs 20 to do so. This guy was a
barber, and felt that for Rs 20 the passenger deserved
more service. So, when he fell asleep, the barber
quietly shaved off is beard!
When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up,
and he went home. Reaching home he went to wash
his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
His wife said, " What's the matter?"
He replied, "The cheat on the train has taken Rs 20
from me and has woken up someone else!!!"
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Gurpal Singh bought a new answering machine at his
house in Punjab. But after two days, he disconnected
it. When his friends asked him why he disconnected the
new answering machine, Gurpal Singh said, " I am
getting a bad response. My friends say things like
'Saala.... khud phone utha ke kehta hai ki 'main ghar pe
nahin hoon'!"
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There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start
a business. They had a lot of discussions on the type
of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They
selected the best of locations and cooks and built the
hotel. The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its
first customer. The sardars waited and waited but
nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day.
A week passed but nobody turned up. WHY ? -B'coz there
was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed"
After the failure of their hotel they decided to start
an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing
equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 sardars
waited that day for the first car to arrive butno car
entered their garage. WHY ?
B'coz their garage was on the first floor.
After this failure they decided to fall back on the
good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier
Padmini running on CNG and began to look for
passengers. They drew past Church Gate but nobody
hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet
nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati
Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi.
In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai
but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY ?
B'coz all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi.
All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb an
decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines.
They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole
day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move
even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and
start the next day. The next day the story repeated
itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a
whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge. WHY ?
B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.
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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 26, Nov 2002 11:20:00 AM IST
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