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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Sardar jokes -7 | |
| A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint
Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in
education on earth. In order to gain admittance as a prospective heavenly
soul, he must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?
The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though
it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"
The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."
Saint Peter let him in without another word.
Posted by: V E N K A T At: 15, Apr 2003 12:13:45 PM IST
hehehehe enti ilaa secrets public lo adigithe elaa cheputanu :D
konni naa frns naaku pamutaru...
konni browse chetappudu pattukuntanu :)
Posted by: Ms. ch siri At: 14, Apr 2003 8:54:13 AM IST
:)))
Posted by: Ms. ch siri At: 14, Apr 2003 8:45:27 AM IST
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I finished the exam in half an hour". "But yaar", he says, "I am rechecking my answers and am not able to tally them with what I wrote." ..
Posted by: Ms. ch siri At: 13, Apr 2003 2:07:15 PM IST
once slip of tounge a younge boy commented at roadside to sardar's wife !
Wah Papaji kay rakheil paayi hai!
Sardar : Woh munda Rakheil hogi teri, meri tho Biwi hai.....
Posted by: Mr. Jalandar Ande At: 24, Mar 2003 6:16:31 PM IST
nice one :)
Posted by: Mr. shyam shooter At: 24, Mar 2003 5:50:27 PM IST
A Sardar is travelling in a DTC bus in Delhi. It's a busy day and our Sardarji is roughing it out, standing up in the aisle and all. In his right hand is his briefcase (which appears to contain some valuables), with his left he is grabbing on to the railing for dear life. The conductor approaches him for a ticket. The Sardar who doesn't have a free hand to pull out his wallet gives the conductor a helpless look. The conductor reaches out for the Sardar's briefcase in an effort to help him out.
"nahin! tum upar pakdo" says the Sardar clutching onto his briefcase.....
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 24, Mar 2003 7:37:06 AM IST
Three convicts escaped from prison. One was a Madrasi, one a Gujarati, and one a Sardar. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later the Prison Warden and his assistant came into the barn. The warden told his assistant to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the warden asked him what he saw and the assistant yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."
The warden told him to find out what was in them, so the assistant kicked the first sack, which had the Madrasi in it. He went, "Bow-wow", so the assistant told the warden there was a dog in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the Gujarati in it. He went, "Meow", so the assistant told the warden there was a cat in it.
Then he kicked the one with the Sardar in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the Sardar said, "Potatoes".
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 15, Mar 2003 11:06:00 AM IST
Meaning of Sardar Name
What do you call a sardar with one hair ?
Iqbal Singh.
What is the national drink of Khalistan called ?
Sharbat Khalsa.
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer Singh.
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
A female Khalistan terrorist?
Hard Kaur.
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 14, Mar 2003 3:19:19 AM IST
bagundhi siri
BEST OF LUCK SARDARJI
Posted by: V E N K A T At: 13, Mar 2003 11:12:27 AM IST
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