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General Forum: Love | | ****If U love someone............... | |
| U need to set your love free
just 2 know...:))
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 29, Nov 2002 10:42:15 AM IST
pretty big one,
but worth reading.
Nice posting shreya.
regards,
rajeshk@ee.iitb.ac.in
Posted by: Mr. Rajesh At: 29, Nov 2002 1:24:54 AM IST
Original Version:(Him-Her, he-she are interchangeable)
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she's never was....
Variations
If you love him, set him free,
if he doesn't come back,
HE'S PROBABLY WITH ME!
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Suspicious 2:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
but get someone to follow her
Go-getter:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, go get her !
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
Set her free again, repeat *
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she-free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Possessive:
If you love someone,
Set her free? NEVER!
Paranoid:
If you love someone,
When you let her go,
she'll be out to get you.
Old-Fashioned/Conservative:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
But only if chaperoned by her parents.
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Dental hygienist :
If you love someone
Set her free,
She'll be back when the cavity strikes.
Shwarzenegger's fans
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Weatherman,
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, it's back!
If she doesn't... who cares!
Pathetic :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, okay!
If she doesn't, how could her!
Sore-looser
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, dump her!
If she doesn't, make up bad stories about her
Government:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
If he come back, queue him
but tax him for the freedom either way
Double Dispatcher:
If you are dumb and deaf in love with someone blind,
Set them free.
Student in the midst of an exam period:
If you love someone,Set him free ...
If he comes back during the exam period,
set him free again,and go and study ...
If he doesn't comes back during the exam period, god bless.
If he doesn't comes back at all, god bless you too.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 28, Nov 2002 5:44:12 PM IST
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