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| yeah..its meant to b ..;)
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, May 2003 5:50:43 PM IST
Siri,
That is a funny joke.
Posted by: Nayana At: 24, May 2003 5:12:47 PM IST
There was this gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in the
airport terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was.
The gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at
his watch.
But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his
administrative assistant's face appears in real-time. He asks, "Mary, what
time is it?"
Mary answers instantly with a smile. The questioner is in a real
quandary. He asks, "What kind of a watch is it? It's like a TV with
two-way real-time communication. " The gentleman, now elated, explains
that the watch is the latest in technology with Intel's latest 64-bit
chip
(McKilney) with Processor Speed of around 1 gigahertz.
The onlooker is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could
buy this watch from the gentleman. They agree on a price and the cash
was handed immediately. The gentleman takes his watch out and hands it
over and then walks away. The new owner stares at the two suitcases and
shouts, "Sir,you forgot your suitcases." The gentleman stops, smiles, and
replies,
"No, they are yours now. They are the modems you need for your new
watch."
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, May 2003 4:10:33 PM IST
oops..here isit again
A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:
"Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby !
The doctor gave me a test today, but we until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell,
because the young couple haven't paid their last bill: "Are you Mrs. Smith?
You're a month overdue, you know ! "
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric company. "
"What are you saying? It's in your files?????"
"Absolutely."
"Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."
That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull,
rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning.
"What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
What business is that of yours?"
"Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut you off."
"And what would my wife do then?"
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, May 2003 4:09:04 PM IST
young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:
"Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby !
The doctor gave me a test today, but we until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell,
because the young couple haven't paid their last bill: "Are you Mrs. Smith?
You're a month overdue, you know ! "
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric company. "
"What are you saying? It's in your files?????"
"Absolutely."
"Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."
That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull,
rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning.
"What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
What business is that of yours?"
"Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut you off."
"And what would my wife do then?"
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, May 2003 4:07:11 PM IST
Cool one ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mrs. Ramadevi Chilveri At: 22, May 2003 1:54:11 PM IST
sare..modatnundee chaduvu..;)
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 8:10:03 AM IST
abba ....apavayya babu
Posted by: Mr. anil anil At: 8, May 2003 6:15:29 PM IST
hey guyzzzzz..this is my COLUMN..I mean my back bone.plz khuni cheyyoddu!!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 8, May 2003 3:38:08 PM IST
The hypochondriac, Mulla Nasrudin, called on his doctor and said, "THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY WIFE. SHE NEVER HAS THE DOCTOR IN."
Posted by: Mr. anil anil At: 8, May 2003 1:09:02 PM IST
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