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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | for U. S/W professional | |
| Kabhi jab tumhara H1 expire ho
Green card renewal ka tension shuru ho
Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
Tumhare liye ||
Abhi tumko meri zarurat nahin
Bahot bodyshoppers mil jayenge
Abhi Y2K ka ek saagar hai USA
Jobs jitane chahoge mil jayenge
Yeh bodyshoppers tumhe jab satane lage
Year 2000 ke problems khatam hone lage
Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
Tumhare liye ||
Tum young ho, nadaan ho, ambitious ho
West is the best mein believe karte ho
Pata hai ki tumhe mujhase bahut pyar hai
Per paisa kamane ki yehi umra hai
Prejudice se jab tum tang aane lage
Tumhara junior jab tumhara boss bane
Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
Tumhare liye ||
Biwi-bachche to pahale khush hi honge
Dishwasher aur microwave ka kamal hai ye
Shopping or sightseeing ki enjoyment hongi
Heaven on earth ki feeling karib hongi
Bahchche jab dating ki shuruat kare
Aur biwi Honda chodke Benz maangane lage
Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
Tumhare liye ||
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1) Ek Sher sunaata hoon bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno.
2) Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle trainee tha ab S/W Engr ho gaya hoon
3) VC aaye to VB mein, VB aaye to VC mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do
4) Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur time pass hota hai.
5) Cheekh Cheekh ke mera gala baith gaya
tab jaa ke VB4 manual ka xerox ban gaya
6) Ghayal hai scanner mera , koi dava to dila do
Kuch na sahi to bas ek mail - id dila do.
7) Kasam hai dosto tumhe apne apne mail-id ki
laga do in projects par baazi apne jaan ki
8) Is 8 mahino me yahan mujhe kuch nahin mila
Mail to kya ek visiting card bhi nahi mila.
9) Pyar to tum par mujhe bahut aata hai
Par kya karu Tera baap beech mein aata hai
10) Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai
11) Shadi ke pahle - Maine pyar kiya
Shadi ke baad - Ye maine kya kiya
12) Bill submit karte karte hum to bor ho gaye
Kya karege yaaron hum to 'Bill'able ho gaye
13) Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi
14) Seedha to khada rah Hamesha hilta rahta hai
Kuch kaam bhi kar hamesha game khelta hai
15) Gadhe bhi aajkal samajhdaar ho gaye hain
use ke saath rah kar Ghode bhi gadhe ho gaye hain
16) Dum aadmi main nahin Cigarette mein hota hai
isiliye Cigarette aadmi ko nahin aadmi Cigarette ko peeta hai
17) Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai.
18) Unko mere pyar par Ghussa aata hai
aur mujhe unke Ghusse par pyar aata hai.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 29, Nov 2002 12:25:43 PM IST
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