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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Today"s joke.............. | |
| $ A joke cut and pasted for you.......
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things." "Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and say something to her. If she doesn't reply move about 5 feet close and say it again. Keep doing this so that we'll get an idea about the severity of her
deafness".
Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she is chopping some vegetables and says,"Honey, what's for dinner?" He hears no response!
He moves about 5 feet closer and asks again.No reply. He moves 5 feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"
Posted by: Mr. Indra Kumar M At: 28, Dec 2002 7:22:47 AM IST
Q: "Oh, look at the dead bird."
A: Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 17, Dec 2002 6:01:30 PM IST
Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.
: Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."
: All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.
: Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.
: After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Sardarji came forward near the railing and chanted,
: " Jo bole-so-nihal, sat sri akaal"
: "wahe guruji da khalsa, wahe guruji di fateh"
: "Jai maa Kali, Jai maa Durga, Jai Hanuman"
: "jai Sri Ram, Jai siva-sankar, Jai baba nanak di"
: "Jai jawan jai kissan "
: and finally yelled at the top of his voice "Bharat mata ki jai"
: And Kicked the pakistani standing next to him in the sea
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 9, Dec 2002 5:17:21 PM IST
Aruna gaaru,
Nice joke andi, keep sending jokes like this
vinod
Posted by: Mr. Vinod Kumar At: 7, Dec 2002 3:44:29 PM IST
what is common between Michael Jackson and a Honda?
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both have 90% plastic parts!!!!
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 7, Dec 2002 11:44:28 AM IST
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