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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Today"s Joke.... | |
| A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,
"Abey saale! Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,
"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!
Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"
The Sardarji shouted back,
"And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No.", replied the Managing Director.
"Good!", replied the Sardarji and put down the phone! "
(what happened to Gangs-Dubai ji.. anyone has any idea?? )
Posted by: Mrs. Sandhya At: 12, Dec 2002 9:53:36 PM IST
God wants to do a man a favor and asks him what he wants. He says that he wants a bridge built between California and Hawaii. God replies,
'I am sorry. That's too much trouble and almost impossible. What is your second choice?'
The man says, 'I want a woman who is good looking, who will never nag me, who will never get a headache, who will cook, clean for me, .....
God replies,
'Regarding that bridge, do you want it two lane or four lane?'
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 12, Dec 2002 10:36:23 AM IST
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