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| NOOR PUNJABI na aa thuraka punjabi evaru paro????.....lol
Posted by: Mr. anil anil At: 15, May 2003 11:56:37 AM IST
our bollywood makesup for all the jokes on sardarjis by praising them in movies and in songs.
hindustan ka noor punjabis
Posted by: Mrs. paro At: 14, May 2003 6:07:01 PM IST
good news brought to Light @ dirty
Posted by: Mr. kalyan chakravarthy vinnakota At: 14, May 2003 5:09:22 PM IST
Once a sardaji was travelling in a train along with his wife and son.The sardar was sleeping on the bottom berth,his wife on the middle and the son on the top berth.
At one station sardar and his son get down the train to get some ice creams for them.
when they return back to their seat they find a man sleeping on the top berth which is of his son.Sardar ask that man to get up from the berth but the man insists,then he goes and complains to the ticket collector,
but the ticket collector does not know punjabi,so this is how sardar says in english "This man is sleeping on top of my wife with out giving birth to my son".
Posted by: Mrs. Sangeeta Mekala At: 13, May 2003 7:27:17 AM IST
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived.
This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees , the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.
When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
Said his wife " What's the matter?"
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 12, May 2003 1:24:42 PM IST
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one
afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed
into a tree in an old farmer's field.
Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then
proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and
asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you
know how the politicians lie."
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 12, May 2003 1:15:55 PM IST
nice jokes :)
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 29, Apr 2003 11:08:02 PM IST
nice :)
Posted by: Mr. shyam shooter At: 29, Apr 2003 9:57:19 PM IST
hahahhahaha..lol...
very goodd joke...:))
Posted by: Mr. Suresh At: 26, Jan 2003 6:06:06 PM IST
Santa learns English
Santa Singh got his promotion and become an officer in the Punjab Government. To keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates.
One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why are you outstanding! Please income
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 26, Jan 2003 6:04:36 PM IST
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