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| wow .... a similar article and a similar reaction - minus the lingo!!! 4 years ago ...
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 5, Jan 2007 5:46:46 PM IST
Ewwwwwwwww how sick peopel can be..Ignored !!!!!
Posted by: Saleem At: 13, Mar 2003 5:43:09 AM IST
Comeon friends. Cool down. I am afraid, we are assuming his intentions.
Thatz truly american jargon. Nothing to demean anybody in that story.
Mr Srinivas, if you ask Raj to make jokes on his family, why can't have make fun out the religion, probably his religion aswell.
Cool down. Nobody can hurt you without your permission. If you choose to, then you are.
Posted by: Mr. Phoenix At: 12, Mar 2003 4:05:40 PM IST
Fuck u man
Up Urs
Never write such things against my religion
U will be fucked up, Ur insulting the Hindu Gods. If u really want to make fun make jokes on your mom and sis, by finding their fucking afairs with your so many Father's you have...
=============))))))) Up Urs
Posted by: Mr. Srinivas Kadali At: 12, Mar 2003 3:55:24 PM IST
ramayana as told by an american...
So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked
him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kindofa pain and she
forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to
some national forest or something...since he was going, for like,
something like more than 10 years or so..he decided to get his wife
and his bro along..you know...so that they could all chill out
together. But DUDE, the forest was reeeeaaaall scary shit..really
man..they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude,
Ram, kicked ass with darts and bows and arrows...so it was fine. But
then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his
babe (sita) and lures her away to his hood. ANd boy, was our man,
and also his bro, Lakshman, pissed..And you DON't piss this
son-of-a-gun cuz, he just kicks ass and like, all the gods were with
him.. So anyways, you don't mess with gods.
SO, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys..dude, don't ask me how
they trained the damn monkeys..just go along with me, ok..so, Ram,
Laksh. and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood.
Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest...and
anyways...it gets kind of boring, you konw...no TV or mall or shit
like that. So, they decided to hitch a ride back home...and when the
people realize that, like, our dude, his bro and the wife are back
home...they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something
nice...and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days...so
they couldn't take him out for a drink, so they, like, decided to
smoke and shit...and since they also had some lamps, they lit the
lamps also...so it was priitttty cool...you know with all those
fireworks..really, they even had some local musicians play along
with the fireworks.. and you know, what, dude, that was the very
first, I kid you not, that was the very first music-synkronized
fireworks...you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more
cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, THAT was how, like, this
festival started. Diwali rocks, maaannn.
(Sorry for any uncomfortable words in posting...americans cant speak a single sentence without them )
Posted by: Saleem At: 5, Mar 2003 5:02:47 AM IST
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