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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | {women mentality...} | |
| Here is an INTRESTING TOPIC....MUST READ IT!
An English teacher was explaining to his students the
concept of
gender association in the English language. He
stated how
hurricanes at one time were given feminine names
and how ships and
planes were usually referred to as "she." One of
the students raised
their hand and asked "What gender" is a computer?"
The group of women concluded that computers should
be referred to
in the
masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to
turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your
problems, but half
the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that,
if you had
waited a little longer, you could have had a
better model
Posted by: Ms Samatha G At: 29, Sep 2001 2:33:20 PM IST
heyyyyyyyy!
This one is EXCELLENT . . . . MUST READ!!
Ways girls turn romantic guys down !!!
HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face
like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a
face like yours!!!
HE: Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once.i never make the same mistake
twice!!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay,but would you stay there?
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE: Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
SHE: Okay,get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why,are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same
time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: why,don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: why,don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us
together?
SHE: Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: You know I can't seem to get your face out of my
mind.
SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem
to get
you Out of my face!!!
HE: When I look at your face, I can't hold my self
down..
SHE: And when I look at your face I can't seem to
keep my food down!
HE: You know when they made u they must have broken
the mold.
SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have
leaked out of your
mold!!
HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be
anyone as
Beautiful as
you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure
there's no-one as ugly
as
you!
HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
She: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not Enter
HE: I know how to please a woman.
SHE: Then please leave me alone.
HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to
earth from
heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!
Posted by: Ms Samatha G At: 25, Sep 2001 9:43:59 AM IST
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