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Man from Bombay went to London. In the evening, he felt like talking to wife. So dialled his residence and the following conversation happened :- Man - O-Haello-o-o Reply - Hello Man smirks as it is an unfamiliar male voice. Man - Oye, kaun hai. Reply - Shaab, main Bahadur. Man - Oye, too kahan se aya. Bahadur - Shaab, mujhe aaj hi MemShaab ne naukri pe rakha hai. Man shifts uneasily at the revealation of Manni's daring at keeping a Hardworking Pahari bahadur, the day Man has left home. Man - Oye, khote, ja ke Memsahib nu bula ke mere naal gal kara Bahadur - Shaab, MemShaab to shota hai. Man - Oye, tu Memsahib nu jaga de. Bahadur - Par Shaab, MemShaab to Shaab ke saath shota hai. Man is Red and White, Sorry Wild with anger. Man - Dekh oye Bahadur, Tu meri gal sun. Main tera asli Sahib hoon. Bahadur - Shaab, to phir MemShaab ke paas kaun shota hai. Man - Woh koi khoti da puttar nakli Sahib ban ke aya hoga. Tu aisa kar, drawing room ki diwar par meri dunali bandook latki hai. Ja use leke aa ja. After a pause.... Bahadur - Haan Shaab, Bandook le aya. Man - Ye telephone ke niche wali daraz men goliyaan padi hain. Usme se do goliyaan Bandook mein daal de. After a shuffling and cranking noise... Bahadur - Haan Shaab, dal diya. Man - Ab jake us nakli Sahib ko aur Memsahib ko shoot kar de. Rapport of two gunshots is heard and... Bahadur - Haan Shaab, maine dono ko shoot kar diya. Ab lashon ka kya karoon, Shaab. Man - Bahar garden mein gaddha khod ke dono lashon ko dafan kar de. Bahadur - Shaab, aap kya bolta hai. Ye fifteenth floor pe garden kahan se aayegaa. Man - Oh..sorry wrong number

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 26, Mar 2003 12:08:54 PM IST
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