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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Guess what..........Siri | |
| Man from Bombay went to London. In the evening, he
felt like talking to wife. So dialled his residence and the
following conversation happened :-
Man - O-Haello-o-o
Reply - Hello
Man smirks as it is an unfamiliar male voice.
Man - Oye, kaun hai.
Reply - Shaab, main Bahadur.
Man - Oye, too kahan se aya.
Bahadur - Shaab, mujhe aaj hi MemShaab ne naukri pe
rakha hai.
Man shifts uneasily at the revealation of Manni's
daring at keeping a Hardworking Pahari bahadur, the
day Man has left home.
Man - Oye, khote, ja ke Memsahib nu bula ke mere
naal gal kara
Bahadur - Shaab, MemShaab to shota hai.
Man - Oye, tu Memsahib nu jaga de.
Bahadur - Par Shaab, MemShaab to Shaab ke saath shota hai.
Man is Red and White, Sorry Wild with anger.
Man - Dekh oye Bahadur, Tu meri gal sun. Main tera
asli Sahib hoon.
Bahadur - Shaab, to phir MemShaab ke paas kaun shota hai.
Man - Woh koi khoti da puttar nakli Sahib ban ke aya hoga.
Tu aisa kar, drawing room ki diwar par meri dunali bandook
latki hai. Ja use leke aa ja.
After a pause....
Bahadur - Haan Shaab, Bandook le aya.
Man - Ye telephone ke niche wali daraz men
goliyaan padi hain. Usme se do goliyaan Bandook mein
daal de.
After a shuffling and cranking noise...
Bahadur - Haan Shaab, dal diya.
Man - Ab jake us nakli Sahib ko aur Memsahib ko
shoot kar de.
Rapport of two gunshots is heard and...
Bahadur - Haan Shaab, maine dono ko shoot kar diya.
Ab lashon ka kya karoon, Shaab.
Man - Bahar garden mein gaddha khod ke dono lashon
ko dafan kar de.
Bahadur - Shaab, aap kya bolta hai. Ye fifteenth floor
pe garden kahan se aayegaa.
Man - Oh..sorry wrong number
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 26, Mar 2003 12:08:54 PM IST
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