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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Crazy stuff..........Siri | |
| Why did the Arab mary the pig, because he had to.
(the pig got pregnant)
Why did the Arab cross the road?
He was stapled to a chicken.
What is the capitol of Palestine?
$4.52
Did you hear about the cyclone that hit Kashmir?
Caused $11.56 in damages.
How do you make a Muslim go crazy?
Put him in a round room and tell him to pee in the corner.
What is the most dangerous activity in a Muslim country?
Riding shotgun on the garbage truck.
Why did the Pakistani move out of the outhouse?
Because the Taliban was making too much noise downstairs.
English woman asks Punjab ki jatti- Whats your Daily routine ?. Jatti replies- " Saara din chulle agge, Sarri Raati Lulle agge ".
The 50 50 90 rule: Anytime you have a 50 50 chance of getting
something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by
those
who
got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and
he
will
sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's
a
moray!
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12
people
that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 26, Mar 2003 12:15:42 PM IST
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