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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Dare u........... | |
| The state of Michigan has been laughing for days, and a very embarrassed news anchorwoman will probably from now on think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but dont get any.
A female news anchor in the state of Michigan who after the day it was supposed to have snowed and didnt, turned to the weather man and asked "So Bob, where is the 8 inches you promised me last night"
He was laughing so hard he had to leave the set.
one sadarjis was at a clinic crying while waiting to see a doctor,then came another sadarji and asked the first one why was he crying,first one replied i am here for blood test.Second sardarji laughed and said what the big deal,first sardarji then said that the doctor was going to cut his finger to obtain blood.On hearing first sadarji story second sararji started crying louder that the first one,astonished the first asked the second one why he was crying, second sadardi shaking his head then said that he was there for urine
test!!!!
A man and a woman walk into a very posh furrier of the city.
"Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in
back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady
tries it on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that
particular fur goes for $65,000."
"No problem! I'll write you a check!"
"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by
on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared."
So the man and the woman leave.
On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged: "How dare you
show your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your checking
account!!"
"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful
weekend of my life!"
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 26, Mar 2003 12:24:52 PM IST
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